Ol' Dirty West

In one episode Elaine became Goerge

james baldwin was so right when he said “the children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.”

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse