YELLOWJACKETS SEASON ONE SENTECE STARTERS
āĀ So what do you think really happened out there? ā
āĀ All I know is that what happened was a tragedy. ā
āĀ Is this really how you thought your life was gonna turn out? ā
āĀ I donāt give a shit what you meant, you smug little bitch. You donāt know a fucking thing about my life. ā
āĀ Want a quickie in the bathroom? ā
āĀ Iām pretty sure itās exactly as bad as it looks. ā
āĀ I liked the saints. They were all so tragic. ā
āĀ Youāre the only one whoās always been there for me. ā
āĀ Youāre the best friend Iāve ever had. You know that, right? ā
āĀ We agreed. Say no more than we have to, stay out of the public eye. ā
āĀ Weāre gonna need to change the bandages soon. And then hourly after that. ā
āĀ Are you trying to be adorable with me? Does that usually work for you? ā
āĀ You are so mad. And yet so wrong. ā
āĀ You crazy fucking bitch. ā
āĀ If you maybe want to maybe get a drink another 20 years from now, youāll know how to reach me. ā
āĀ Theyāll be here to rescue us by morning. ā
āĀ If poison ivyās what kills me out here, then I deserve to die. ā
āĀ We think we know what weāre doing, but really we have no clue. ā
āĀ Wolves can kill anything if the packās big enough. ā
āĀ If you want me busting kneecaps, itās gonna cost extra. ā
āĀ You know, you can learn so much about a person by going through their personal refuse. ā
āĀ You two are the worst for each other, and I donāt want to pull you out of that toxic shit again. ā
āĀ Itās so easy for you to judge others with your perfect life, right? ā
āĀ We might be stuck in the middle of nowhere, but, hey, at least thereās porn. ā
āĀ Youāre beautiful when youāre honest. ā
āĀ Well, mainly, Iāve just been trying to channel you, so Iāve been being dark and deadpan. ā
āĀ Oh, please donāt be mad. Itās a really long drive home, and uncomfortable silences make me uncomfortable. ā
āĀ The worst is behind us, okay? Weāre gonna be fine. ā
āĀ Are you kidding me right now? āA bad feelingā? I donāt believe in that shit, and youāre not going to either. ā
āĀ I donāt know what youāre so scared of. Youāve already got blood on your hands. ā
āĀ I think bad things happened here. ā
āĀ I think we should get together and strategize. You know, pop a few pins on the old corkboard. ā
āĀ Look, you can follow me or not, just donāt slow me down. ā
āĀ Is this some kind of sex thing? ā
āĀ I can already smell the ghosts of hangovers past. ā
āĀ Has anyone ever told you your obsession with biographical minutia is the opposite of a turn-on? ā
āĀ I know when you look at me, you donāt see someone you should be afraid of, but, youāre wrong. ā
āĀ Okay. Yes, ma'am/sir. Iāll perfectly calibrate my tone as I tell you to go fuck yourself. ā
āĀ You had to know I was, like, totally in love with you, right? ā
āĀ It doesnāt matter how shitty of parents they are. It still fucks you up when theyāre gone. ā
āĀ I donāt understand why Iām the only one in this family who thinks that actions should have consequences. ā
āĀ Well, youāve never been good at being anything other than yourself. Honestly, itās your superpower. ā
āĀ You canāt keep not pitching in. People are noticing. ā
āĀ I donāt belong here, and I donāt know how much longer I can keep doing this. ā
āĀ Wait, is this a pep talk? Wow, that is so not your style. ā
āĀ Cheering people up is your thing. ā
āĀ You make people feel like things are gonna be okay just by showing up andā¦being your dumb, hot, awesome self. At least you always did that for me. ā
āĀ I feel like I just look like I fell off a Fifty Shades of Grey bus tour. ā
āĀ I just had a brainstorm. We should have a seance. ā
āĀ Youāre so not fine. Do you think I canāt see that? ā
āĀ You poisoned me. Why? ā
āĀ Why canāt you accept the possibility that there are things in this world we donāt understand? ā
āĀ Please. Promise me you wonāt do anything stupid. ā
āĀ Iād sell my firstborn for a cheesesteak right now. ā
āĀ I am beyond upset. I donāt even know who the hell you are right now. ā
āĀ Itās not your fault. What happened. ā
āĀ I canāt imagine how exhausting it mustāve been, always comparing yourself to someone so beautiful and smart. ā
āĀ You know, for someone who went through some shit of their own, it never ceases to amaze me how shut off you are to help. ā
āĀ I have no regrets. None. And I want you to know that. ā
āĀ I think Iām seeing things. In the Bible, people had visions, right? Like prophets and stuff? ā
āĀ I donāt want to die! ā
āĀ The ā50 s called, they want your dumbass attitude back. ā
āĀ Goodnight. Sleep tight. Donāt let the fact that youāre a terrible person keep you up tonight. ā
āĀ Youāre not gonna talk me out of this. ā
āĀ And who knows? With you as our fearless fucking leader, we might actually make it. ā
āĀ I know that this makes me, like, this totally selfish asshole, but I donāt want you to go, okay? ā
āĀ Youāre obviously hiding something from me, and itās making me feel crazy. ā
āĀ What did I do? When did you stop wanting me to be your best friend? ā
āĀ Iām just saying, you know, if this was a horror movie, sheād be the villain, right? ā
āĀ Not the first time Iāve been held hostage. ā
āĀ You see, that is what we call leverage in my line of work. Let me go, and Iāll tell you everything I know. ā
āĀ You only have leverage if I am not willing to make you talk, which, in this case, means that you have no leverage at all. ā
āĀ You guys are just as fucked-up as I am. Youāre just better at lying to yourselves. Youāre not healthy. Youāre not stable. Youāre living on the brink, just like me. ā
āĀ Every single cell in your body wants to blow things up and see what happens. Thatās who you are. ā
āĀ You know what? I really thought that we had something. Okay? And I thought this was⦠ā
āĀ I hate to break it to you, but we were just fucking. And your whole high school crush on me was really cute, but now itās just pathetic. ā
āĀ If this is an anniversary present, you are three months and my entire personality off. ā
āĀ Relationships are bullshit anyway. Trust me. Whatever you did, sheāll get over it. ā
āĀ Iām pretty much the best friend you have right now. And thatās not much of a competition, is it? ā
āĀ If Iām being honest, not a single one of those things feltā¦real. ā
āĀ Iām the reason she went. And Iām the reason she got hurt. ā
āĀ Itās like if someone made me feel āitā ⦠it wasnāt gonna be good for anybody, you know? ā
āĀ There is no āsafeā anymore. ā
āĀ I wish Iād never fucking met you. ā
āĀ You donāt understand. Iām afraid Iām going to hurt you⦠Please. I am begging you. Please. Please, just go. ā
āĀ Hey. Look, nothing has happened yet. We can still fix this. Just need you to put down the knife. And we can talk this through. ā
āĀ Weāll drink rotten berries and celebrate our impending death. ā
āĀ You were never supposed to get involved in this. It just⦠It got out of control. ā
āĀ What do you mean, you killed someone? Like you murdered someone? ā
āĀ I canāt believe you thought I was going to book club this whole time. ā
āĀ When did we become these people who lie and cheat and do awful things and just stay together becauseā¦'cause why? ā
āĀ Weāve always been these people. Secrets have always been a part of us. ā
āĀ You couldāve talked to me about that, you know. For a long time, I thought maybe you might, but⦠ā
āĀ Friendship doesnāt matter. Love doesnāt matter. Theyāre just things that we use to pretend we arenāt gonna end up like dead cabin guy; like rotted-out husks in some bullshit attic. ā
āĀ Donāt you understand? You donāt matter anymore. ā
āĀ Thatās enough of your weird fucking bullshit. Havenāt you done enough? ā
āĀ 12% of all killers are caught buying cleaning supplies. Also, regular bleach leaves behind hemoglobin for the luminol tests. ā
āĀ I think what you mean to say is, āHi, [name]. Itās so great to see you after all this time. Thanks for swinging by and helping us cover up a murder.ā ā
āĀ You know, gardening, PTA, dismembering my loverās corpse. ā
āĀ I saw something. Afterā¦it happened. I donāt think I was dead. But I wasnāt really alive, either. I think I was, likeā¦In-between. ā
āĀ I know what I saw. I donāt know what it meant. But I know I saw something. Something was out there with us. ā
āĀ We just howl at the moon now and have fucking orgies? ā
āĀ Youāre so obsessed with yourself, Iām surprised youāre aware other people even exist. ā
āĀ Iām not jealous of you. I feel sorry for you. Because youāre weak. And I think that deep down, you know it. ā
āĀ Iād say it was soul-crushing, if I remembered what it felt like to have one. ā
āĀ So glad youāre joining us. Weāve been waiting for you. ā