sold my soul for a UR

Asmo, standing with MC under a doorway: You know the rules, you have to kiss under the mistletoe~ ;)

MC:

as you've probably guessed, i'm here to announce that i'm no longer gonna be posting on this blog

i both have sort of lost interest in keeping up this blog, and also need to focus on school now that i have more work this year

anyways i'm really grateful to everyone who's enjoyed the posts i made while this blog was active!! y'all are super cool

this is hellsauce signing out

(and if you'll miss me too much, my main blog is @chaotic-greed if you wanna see me scream about things other than obey me)

have a good mammon day everyone!!

Satan: This has so many questions around it. Why did you try to eat the snake? Why was the hospital visit secret? Was it secret to you as well? Why are there quotation marks around the number 7?? As if you weren't actually seven?? This is so upsetting. Thank you.

Caller: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?

Solomon: Also you're on fire

Levi: Aw thank you

Solomon: :)

Levi: No phone, no tablet, no laptop.

Levi: He just sat there.

Levi: Drinking coffee.

Levi: Something something this place is rotting from the weight of the blood spilled here etc etc