Charlie's Therapy Corner!

sup, bitch, heheh.

Yes, yes, heheh. Thank you, I’m ready, I think.

mmm... nah, i know you and i know your ass didn't drink enough. go drink more.

Ah, yes, perhaps you should... studies do show that HRT treatment requires more fluid intake than normal.

very.

Now that that is out of the way, please find a comfortable position for yourself, Charlie. Once I start tying, you'll be stuck in it.

That's perfect. I'm going to start tying now, and the second something starts to feel off I want you to tell me, okay?

Thank you, I studied a lot for this. Are you still okay? Any discomfort or pain?

…yyyeah. A little around the arm.

He sure does. It's very helpful and not the least bit distracting.

And Al isn’t, hahah?

oh fuck you, i'm the delightful emotional support! right, janie?

You are the delightful emotional support, Allie. Your jokes are also incredibly poorly timed and both things can be true at once.

They often are, hahah.

ugh, you're so mean to meee! why would you do this? to the funniest guy in the room?

Don't pout, Alister, we still think you're funny. You're simply... quick to jump the gun.

You’re funny at bad times, sometimes. That’s it.

I have most of it complete! I just need to finish up some of the final knots, then do my tightness check, and I should be done.

…it’s kind of relaxing, heheh…

like, for real?

You'd be surprised. I'm enjoying the motions of tying the knots and moving the rope, it's quite soothing on my end.

…I don’t know what to say. The pressure is nice, heheh.

mhm, suuure. i'm sure that's it, char, hehehe.

I mean, I'm sure the constriction is also a factor. Speaking of, are you still okay, doveling?

you're in my house, i can look at you however i want, heheh.

I wasn’t about to do this on the beach, in the open. People would have some…wrong ideas, hahahah.

oh and this is any better? you're right char, this is a much more normal situation heheheh.

Okay, but you know this isn’t that.

yeah, obviously. but like, c'mon, i'm allowed to point out that this isn't the kind of shit an average, american friend group gets up to. like, it's a little weird, i'm never gonna be able to tell anyone about this without five different prefaces, and that's kind of cool in an absurdist type of way, y'know?

hard pass. this is purely a you thing, char char.

…right, fair…it’s okay, bitch. I get it. Kinda. I’d love to talk later.

It's going good, everything feels proper on my end. I think I'm ready to step back and let the rope do it's part.

I think so too, heheh.

awesome! ... what do we do now, heheh? just... talk? put on a movie? what's the plan here?

Hm... I didn't think that far. Doveling? Do you have any opinions?

Just talking sounds kind of nice?

That I would be more than happy to oblige.

oh! oh! did i ever tell you guys about the time i found a squirrel in here?

…there’s squirrels down here…?

it was a freaky little hell squirrel, it had horns and shit! and it tried to eat my bedframe, you can still see it's little teeth marks.

Hell's ecosystem is truly fascinating...

oh no, the claw marks are on the underside of the bed. the squirrel did the marks on the leg, hehe. that bedframe has been through so much...

It's such a tragedy. We really need to get a replacement.

Hey, I think I did a good job with what I had!

sup, bitch, heheh.

Yes, yes, heheh. Thank you, I’m ready, I think.

mmm... nah, i know you and i know your ass didn't drink enough. go drink more.

Ah, yes, perhaps you should... studies do show that HRT treatment requires more fluid intake than normal.

very.

Now that that is out of the way, please find a comfortable position for yourself, Charlie. Once I start tying, you'll be stuck in it.

That's perfect. I'm going to start tying now, and the second something starts to feel off I want you to tell me, okay?

Thank you, I studied a lot for this. Are you still okay? Any discomfort or pain?

…yyyeah. A little around the arm.

He sure does. It's very helpful and not the least bit distracting.

And Al isn’t, hahah?

oh fuck you, i'm the delightful emotional support! right, janie?

You are the delightful emotional support, Allie. Your jokes are also incredibly poorly timed and both things can be true at once.

They often are, hahah.

ugh, you're so mean to meee! why would you do this? to the funniest guy in the room?

Don't pout, Alister, we still think you're funny. You're simply... quick to jump the gun.

You’re funny at bad times, sometimes. That’s it.

I have most of it complete! I just need to finish up some of the final knots, then do my tightness check, and I should be done.

…it’s kind of relaxing, heheh…

like, for real?

You'd be surprised. I'm enjoying the motions of tying the knots and moving the rope, it's quite soothing on my end.

…I don’t know what to say. The pressure is nice, heheh.

mhm, suuure. i'm sure that's it, char, hehehe.

I mean, I'm sure the constriction is also a factor. Speaking of, are you still okay, doveling?

you're in my house, i can look at you however i want, heheh.

I wasn’t about to do this on the beach, in the open. People would have some…wrong ideas, hahahah.

oh and this is any better? you're right char, this is a much more normal situation heheheh.

Okay, but you know this isn’t that.

yeah, obviously. but like, c'mon, i'm allowed to point out that this isn't the kind of shit an average, american friend group gets up to. like, it's a little weird, i'm never gonna be able to tell anyone about this without five different prefaces, and that's kind of cool in an absurdist type of way, y'know?

hard pass. this is purely a you thing, char char.

…right, fair…it’s okay, bitch. I get it. Kinda. I’d love to talk later.

It's going good, everything feels proper on my end. I think I'm ready to step back and let the rope do it's part.

I think so too, heheh.

awesome! ... what do we do now, heheh? just... talk? put on a movie? what's the plan here?

Hm... I didn't think that far. Doveling? Do you have any opinions?

Just talking sounds kind of nice?

That I would be more than happy to oblige.

oh! oh! did i ever tell you guys about the time i found a squirrel in here?

…there’s squirrels down here…?

it was a freaky little hell squirrel, it had horns and shit! and it tried to eat my bedframe, you can still see it's little teeth marks.

Hell's ecosystem is truly fascinating...

sup, bitch, heheh.

Yes, yes, heheh. Thank you, I’m ready, I think.

mmm... nah, i know you and i know your ass didn't drink enough. go drink more.

Ah, yes, perhaps you should... studies do show that HRT treatment requires more fluid intake than normal.

very.

Now that that is out of the way, please find a comfortable position for yourself, Charlie. Once I start tying, you'll be stuck in it.

That's perfect. I'm going to start tying now, and the second something starts to feel off I want you to tell me, okay?

Thank you, I studied a lot for this. Are you still okay? Any discomfort or pain?

…yyyeah. A little around the arm.

He sure does. It's very helpful and not the least bit distracting.

And Al isn’t, hahah?

oh fuck you, i'm the delightful emotional support! right, janie?

You are the delightful emotional support, Allie. Your jokes are also incredibly poorly timed and both things can be true at once.

They often are, hahah.

ugh, you're so mean to meee! why would you do this? to the funniest guy in the room?

Don't pout, Alister, we still think you're funny. You're simply... quick to jump the gun.

You’re funny at bad times, sometimes. That’s it.

I have most of it complete! I just need to finish up some of the final knots, then do my tightness check, and I should be done.

…it’s kind of relaxing, heheh…

like, for real?

You'd be surprised. I'm enjoying the motions of tying the knots and moving the rope, it's quite soothing on my end.

…I don’t know what to say. The pressure is nice, heheh.

mhm, suuure. i'm sure that's it, char, hehehe.

I mean, I'm sure the constriction is also a factor. Speaking of, are you still okay, doveling?

you're in my house, i can look at you however i want, heheh.

I wasn’t about to do this on the beach, in the open. People would have some…wrong ideas, hahahah.

oh and this is any better? you're right char, this is a much more normal situation heheheh.

Okay, but you know this isn’t that.

yeah, obviously. but like, c'mon, i'm allowed to point out that this isn't the kind of shit an average, american friend group gets up to. like, it's a little weird, i'm never gonna be able to tell anyone about this without five different prefaces, and that's kind of cool in an absurdist type of way, y'know?

hard pass. this is purely a you thing, char char.

…right, fair…it’s okay, bitch. I get it. Kinda. I’d love to talk later.

It's going good, everything feels proper on my end. I think I'm ready to step back and let the rope do it's part.

I think so too, heheh.

awesome! ... what do we do now, heheh? just... talk? put on a movie? what's the plan here?

Hm... I didn't think that far. Doveling? Do you have any opinions?

Just talking sounds kind of nice?

That I would be more than happy to oblige.

oh! oh! did i ever tell you guys about the time i found a squirrel in here?

…there’s squirrels down here…?

sup, bitch, heheh.

Yes, yes, heheh. Thank you, I’m ready, I think.

mmm... nah, i know you and i know your ass didn't drink enough. go drink more.

Ah, yes, perhaps you should... studies do show that HRT treatment requires more fluid intake than normal.

very.

Now that that is out of the way, please find a comfortable position for yourself, Charlie. Once I start tying, you'll be stuck in it.

That's perfect. I'm going to start tying now, and the second something starts to feel off I want you to tell me, okay?

Thank you, I studied a lot for this. Are you still okay? Any discomfort or pain?

…yyyeah. A little around the arm.

He sure does. It's very helpful and not the least bit distracting.

And Al isn’t, hahah?

oh fuck you, i'm the delightful emotional support! right, janie?

You are the delightful emotional support, Allie. Your jokes are also incredibly poorly timed and both things can be true at once.

They often are, hahah.

ugh, you're so mean to meee! why would you do this? to the funniest guy in the room?

Don't pout, Alister, we still think you're funny. You're simply... quick to jump the gun.

You’re funny at bad times, sometimes. That’s it.

I have most of it complete! I just need to finish up some of the final knots, then do my tightness check, and I should be done.

…it’s kind of relaxing, heheh…

like, for real?

You'd be surprised. I'm enjoying the motions of tying the knots and moving the rope, it's quite soothing on my end.

…I don’t know what to say. The pressure is nice, heheh.

mhm, suuure. i'm sure that's it, char, hehehe.

I mean, I'm sure the constriction is also a factor. Speaking of, are you still okay, doveling?

you're in my house, i can look at you however i want, heheh.

I wasn’t about to do this on the beach, in the open. People would have some…wrong ideas, hahahah.

oh and this is any better? you're right char, this is a much more normal situation heheheh.

Okay, but you know this isn’t that.

yeah, obviously. but like, c'mon, i'm allowed to point out that this isn't the kind of shit an average, american friend group gets up to. like, it's a little weird, i'm never gonna be able to tell anyone about this without five different prefaces, and that's kind of cool in an absurdist type of way, y'know?

hard pass. this is purely a you thing, char char.

…right, fair…it’s okay, bitch. I get it. Kinda. I’d love to talk later.

It's going good, everything feels proper on my end. I think I'm ready to step back and let the rope do it's part.

I think so too, heheh.

awesome! ... what do we do now, heheh? just... talk? put on a movie? what's the plan here?

Hm... I didn't think that far. Doveling? Do you have any opinions?

Just talking sounds kind of nice?

sup, bitch, heheh.

Yes, yes, heheh. Thank you, I’m ready, I think.

mmm... nah, i know you and i know your ass didn't drink enough. go drink more.

Ah, yes, perhaps you should... studies do show that HRT treatment requires more fluid intake than normal.

very.

Now that that is out of the way, please find a comfortable position for yourself, Charlie. Once I start tying, you'll be stuck in it.

That's perfect. I'm going to start tying now, and the second something starts to feel off I want you to tell me, okay?

Thank you, I studied a lot for this. Are you still okay? Any discomfort or pain?

…yyyeah. A little around the arm.

He sure does. It's very helpful and not the least bit distracting.

And Al isn’t, hahah?

oh fuck you, i'm the delightful emotional support! right, janie?

You are the delightful emotional support, Allie. Your jokes are also incredibly poorly timed and both things can be true at once.

They often are, hahah.

ugh, you're so mean to meee! why would you do this? to the funniest guy in the room?

Don't pout, Alister, we still think you're funny. You're simply... quick to jump the gun.

You’re funny at bad times, sometimes. That’s it.

I have most of it complete! I just need to finish up some of the final knots, then do my tightness check, and I should be done.

…it’s kind of relaxing, heheh…

like, for real?

You'd be surprised. I'm enjoying the motions of tying the knots and moving the rope, it's quite soothing on my end.

…I don’t know what to say. The pressure is nice, heheh.

mhm, suuure. i'm sure that's it, char, hehehe.

I mean, I'm sure the constriction is also a factor. Speaking of, are you still okay, doveling?

you're in my house, i can look at you however i want, heheh.

I wasn’t about to do this on the beach, in the open. People would have some…wrong ideas, hahahah.

oh and this is any better? you're right char, this is a much more normal situation heheheh.

Okay, but you know this isn’t that.

yeah, obviously. but like, c'mon, i'm allowed to point out that this isn't the kind of shit an average, american friend group gets up to. like, it's a little weird, i'm never gonna be able to tell anyone about this without five different prefaces, and that's kind of cool in an absurdist type of way, y'know?

hard pass. this is purely a you thing, char char.

…right, fair…it’s okay, bitch. I get it. Kinda. I’d love to talk later.

It's going good, everything feels proper on my end. I think I'm ready to step back and let the rope do it's part.

I think so too, heheh.

sup, bitch, heheh.

Yes, yes, heheh. Thank you, I’m ready, I think.

mmm... nah, i know you and i know your ass didn't drink enough. go drink more.

Ah, yes, perhaps you should... studies do show that HRT treatment requires more fluid intake than normal.

very.

Now that that is out of the way, please find a comfortable position for yourself, Charlie. Once I start tying, you'll be stuck in it.

That's perfect. I'm going to start tying now, and the second something starts to feel off I want you to tell me, okay?

Thank you, I studied a lot for this. Are you still okay? Any discomfort or pain?

…yyyeah. A little around the arm.

He sure does. It's very helpful and not the least bit distracting.

And Al isn’t, hahah?

oh fuck you, i'm the delightful emotional support! right, janie?

You are the delightful emotional support, Allie. Your jokes are also incredibly poorly timed and both things can be true at once.

They often are, hahah.

ugh, you're so mean to meee! why would you do this? to the funniest guy in the room?

Don't pout, Alister, we still think you're funny. You're simply... quick to jump the gun.

You’re funny at bad times, sometimes. That’s it.

I have most of it complete! I just need to finish up some of the final knots, then do my tightness check, and I should be done.

…it’s kind of relaxing, heheh…

like, for real?

You'd be surprised. I'm enjoying the motions of tying the knots and moving the rope, it's quite soothing on my end.

…I don’t know what to say. The pressure is nice, heheh.

mhm, suuure. i'm sure that's it, char, hehehe.

I mean, I'm sure the constriction is also a factor. Speaking of, are you still okay, doveling?

you're in my house, i can look at you however i want, heheh.

I wasn’t about to do this on the beach, in the open. People would have some…wrong ideas, hahahah.

oh and this is any better? you're right char, this is a much more normal situation heheheh.

Okay, but you know this isn’t that.

yeah, obviously. but like, c'mon, i'm allowed to point out that this isn't the kind of shit an average, american friend group gets up to. like, it's a little weird, i'm never gonna be able to tell anyone about this without five different prefaces, and that's kind of cool in an absurdist type of way, y'know?

hard pass. this is purely a you thing, char char.

…right, fair…it’s okay, bitch. I get it. Kinda. I’d love to talk later.

sup, bitch, heheh.

Yes, yes, heheh. Thank you, I’m ready, I think.

mmm... nah, i know you and i know your ass didn't drink enough. go drink more.

Ah, yes, perhaps you should... studies do show that HRT treatment requires more fluid intake than normal.

very.

Now that that is out of the way, please find a comfortable position for yourself, Charlie. Once I start tying, you'll be stuck in it.

That's perfect. I'm going to start tying now, and the second something starts to feel off I want you to tell me, okay?

Thank you, I studied a lot for this. Are you still okay? Any discomfort or pain?

…yyyeah. A little around the arm.

He sure does. It's very helpful and not the least bit distracting.

And Al isn’t, hahah?

oh fuck you, i'm the delightful emotional support! right, janie?

You are the delightful emotional support, Allie. Your jokes are also incredibly poorly timed and both things can be true at once.

They often are, hahah.

ugh, you're so mean to meee! why would you do this? to the funniest guy in the room?

Don't pout, Alister, we still think you're funny. You're simply... quick to jump the gun.

You’re funny at bad times, sometimes. That’s it.

I have most of it complete! I just need to finish up some of the final knots, then do my tightness check, and I should be done.

…it’s kind of relaxing, heheh…

like, for real?

You'd be surprised. I'm enjoying the motions of tying the knots and moving the rope, it's quite soothing on my end.

…I don’t know what to say. The pressure is nice, heheh.

mhm, suuure. i'm sure that's it, char, hehehe.

I mean, I'm sure the constriction is also a factor. Speaking of, are you still okay, doveling?

you're in my house, i can look at you however i want, heheh.

I wasn’t about to do this on the beach, in the open. People would have some…wrong ideas, hahahah.

oh and this is any better? you're right char, this is a much more normal situation heheheh.

Okay, but you know this isn’t that.

yeah, obviously. but like, c'mon, i'm allowed to point out that this isn't the kind of shit an average, american friend group gets up to. like, it's a little weird, i'm never gonna be able to tell anyone about this without five different prefaces, and that's kind of cool in an absurdist type of way, y'know?

hard pass. this is purely a you thing, char char.

sup, bitch, heheh.

Yes, yes, heheh. Thank you, I’m ready, I think.

mmm... nah, i know you and i know your ass didn't drink enough. go drink more.

Ah, yes, perhaps you should... studies do show that HRT treatment requires more fluid intake than normal.

very.

Now that that is out of the way, please find a comfortable position for yourself, Charlie. Once I start tying, you'll be stuck in it.

That's perfect. I'm going to start tying now, and the second something starts to feel off I want you to tell me, okay?

Thank you, I studied a lot for this. Are you still okay? Any discomfort or pain?

…yyyeah. A little around the arm.

He sure does. It's very helpful and not the least bit distracting.

And Al isn’t, hahah?

oh fuck you, i'm the delightful emotional support! right, janie?

You are the delightful emotional support, Allie. Your jokes are also incredibly poorly timed and both things can be true at once.

They often are, hahah.

ugh, you're so mean to meee! why would you do this? to the funniest guy in the room?

Don't pout, Alister, we still think you're funny. You're simply... quick to jump the gun.

You’re funny at bad times, sometimes. That’s it.

I have most of it complete! I just need to finish up some of the final knots, then do my tightness check, and I should be done.

…it’s kind of relaxing, heheh…

like, for real?

You'd be surprised. I'm enjoying the motions of tying the knots and moving the rope, it's quite soothing on my end.

…I don’t know what to say. The pressure is nice, heheh.

mhm, suuure. i'm sure that's it, char, hehehe.

I mean, I'm sure the constriction is also a factor. Speaking of, are you still okay, doveling?

you're in my house, i can look at you however i want, heheh.

I wasn’t about to do this on the beach, in the open. People would have some…wrong ideas, hahahah.

oh and this is any better? you're right char, this is a much more normal situation heheheh.

Okay, but you know this isn’t that.

yeah, obviously. but like, c'mon, i'm allowed to point out that this isn't the kind of shit an average, american friend group gets up to. like, it's a little weird, i'm never gonna be able to tell anyone about this without five different prefaces, and that's kind of cool in an absurdist type of way, y'know?

hard pass. this is purely a you thing, char char.

sup, bitch, heheh.

Yes, yes, heheh. Thank you, I’m ready, I think.

mmm... nah, i know you and i know your ass didn't drink enough. go drink more.

Ah, yes, perhaps you should... studies do show that HRT treatment requires more fluid intake than normal.

very.

Now that that is out of the way, please find a comfortable position for yourself, Charlie. Once I start tying, you'll be stuck in it.

That's perfect. I'm going to start tying now, and the second something starts to feel off I want you to tell me, okay?

Thank you, I studied a lot for this. Are you still okay? Any discomfort or pain?

…yyyeah. A little around the arm.

He sure does. It's very helpful and not the least bit distracting.

And Al isn’t, hahah?

oh fuck you, i'm the delightful emotional support! right, janie?

You are the delightful emotional support, Allie. Your jokes are also incredibly poorly timed and both things can be true at once.

They often are, hahah.

ugh, you're so mean to meee! why would you do this? to the funniest guy in the room?

Don't pout, Alister, we still think you're funny. You're simply... quick to jump the gun.

You’re funny at bad times, sometimes. That’s it.

I have most of it complete! I just need to finish up some of the final knots, then do my tightness check, and I should be done.