Get on to Get off

In the mood to get slapped in the face with a huge dick

god literally did not have to make me this horny

Stroking on xmas day

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I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

Could use this to help with Mini-p’s nursery school, the need to get our winter tires put on rims (which would save us tire-changing money in the long run), maybe someday help me visit my family in the US again, lol… :) Between winter tires at the start of the year, needing to have the garage door fixed, needing a new dryer, then losing the nice subsidized nursery school program, etc…2018 has been a bit spendier than normal. D'oh.

I can always use a boost. Hopefully from book orders!

Let’s go 10 of Pentacles. 🖤🌙

This is what I need right now 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

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Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

I tried to scroll past twice and I couldn’t. Fuck this website man.

I keep reblogging the dog that stomps away all the negative energy but I can’t bring myself to scroll pass this

Enough of us didn’t revolve Madam Zeroni and that’s why we’re in this mess

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I will defend sluts until I die