I wish I got paid as much as I should be getting paid.
Bummer.
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I wish I got paid as much as I should be getting paid.
Bummer.

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Has anyone else noticed how sad this otter looks? #otterbox #stickers #whysosad #mrotter #sadotters #maybeheslonely
When they finally explain that Arnold ISN'T wearing a kilt.
I donât understand people that use judgement and criticism to somehow get the results they want. Like parents who tell their children that they are living in a sty and itâs filthy and disgusting and all that stuff. Does that sound motivating to you? Itâs like âOh. Thank you for taking a shit on my existence. I absolutely want to clean it now.â
Why canât more people be like âHey, Iâve noticed youâre living in squalor. Are you depressed?â or even better like âYou know, honey, you always feel more motivated and happier when your room is clean. Want to spend some time doing that? We can go to lunch later if you get it done this morning.â
I mean like⌠that sounds awesome, right? Compliments? LUNCH??? Iâm game. I trick myself with rewards all the time. For instance, right now I just finished breaking down a bunch of boxes for recycling. You know what my reward was? Writing this!
Anywho. Brain thoughts.
Now that Thanksgiving is over and (most) of my family has seen, I can finally post a photo of my new haircut! #shorthairdontcare #nomoredreads #beaniesbaby

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My cousin has a pig and now I absolutely need to get one.
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I didn't even know hyperbaric chambers existed in a capacity outside of hospitals and the like, much less owned privately to be sold used.

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The next time you hear me attacked as a socialistâlike tomorrowâremember this: I donât believe government should take over the grocery store down the street or own the means of production, but I do believe that the middle class and the working families of this country who produce the wealth of this country deserve a decent standard of living and that their incomes should go up, not down. Â Â Â I do believe in private companies that thrive and invest and grow in America, companies that create jobs here rather than companies that are shutting down in America and increasing their profits by exploiting low-wage labor abroad. Â Â Â I believe that most Americans can pay lower taxes if hedge fund managers who make billions manipulating the marketplace finally start paying the taxes that they should. Â Â Â I donât believe in special treatment for the top 1 percent, but I do believe in equal treatment for African Americans who are right to proclaim the moral principle that Black Lives Matter. Â Â Â I despise appeals to nativism and prejudice of which we have been hearing a lot in recent months, and I do believe in immigration reform that gives Hispanics and others a pathway to citizenship and a better life. I donât believe in some foreign âismâ, but I believe deeply in American idealism. Â Â Â Iâm not running for president because itâs my turn, but because itâs the turn of all of us to live in a nation of hope and opportunity not for some, not for the few, but for all.
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Thirsty Thursday
When you see one guy trying to dance in a group of girls who are dressed way inappropriately for a Thursday night and all you can think is, âSorry, dude. Good effort but I can promise you that all these girls are interested in is themselves and acting WAY sluttier than they actually are. Also theyâre barely legal, guaranteed. You should move alongâŚbut no, I guess Iâll watch you keep trying and looking more dumb the more you drink.â
Moral of the story, those girls would be more interested in dry humping my shit than putting your shit inside of theirs. I promise.
Grumpy is riding on my bus today. I don't blame him for being grumpy, this weather sucks.

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oh god, people reblogging my things and apparently someone with over 400k followers just started following me on Twitter? I'm finally embracing all areas of social media. I might have to go back into my hiding hole and resume life as a hermit.
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