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No i love being born a girl Are you serious Why wouldn’t i want to wake up 5 hours early to a mix of anxiety shits and period cramps This is all i’ve ever wanted

Told my mom if i was alive when Eric and Dylan were i'd be their friend, and she said "yeah, you'd be right there with your trench coat and automatic gun" Like okay that is NOT what i meant 😒

I just had a dream where Caleb tried shooting up a chick-fil-a but his Ak-47 jammed so he just ate his chicken sandwich in embarrassment while people looked at his Ak 47 in confusion.

who up destroying their health

caldre but some of you forget they're awkward teenagers so realistically their sex would be pathetically grinding against each other and messily making out until they finish in in their pants

i like internalized homophobia andre x idgaf about what people say cal trope someone write me something…..or should i….