almost home
Sade Olutola
Kiana Khansmith
One Nice Bug Per Day
Peter Solarz
DEAR READER
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Monterey Bay Aquarium
oozey mess
d e v o n
will byers stan first human second
wallacepolsom
Discoholic 🪩
NASA
Three Goblin Art
titsay
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
seen from Argentina
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Sweden
seen from Philippines
seen from Singapore
seen from Nigeria
seen from Nigeria
seen from Ireland
seen from Taiwan
seen from United States
seen from Ireland
seen from Argentina
seen from United States
seen from Belgium
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from United States
@hello-that-happened
it might fix society if every 6 months the president took enough mdma to feel universal love and then hung out for 6 hours with 5 randomly chosen americans, also on mdma but a lower dose. think about it
This, but 100% unironically.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Big mood
dash is dead im teleporting to the past
https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752
2016 dash here
2014 dash
2012 dash
2010 dash
BEFORE YOU CLICK A LINK!
Reblog this post :) Especially if you’re on mobile, you’ll lose the post if you click the link without thinking. Take a note from your elders before you
Interesting note: It definitely uses whoever you're following now, not at that date. Even the 2020 one includes a lot of people I was absolutely not following yet in Feb 2020, which is actually kind of cool, I can see what they were reblogging from this fandom before I got into it.
Recent ones if the people you follow didn't exist in ye olde:
Sep 2022
Sep 2023
Dec 2024
Nov 2025
Remember to reblog before clicking links, you cannot come back (easily) otherwise.
Your partner came back from the dead after being missing for decades. Every one of their friends who they went with ended up dying a horrible death.
Now, somehow, their entire mental health is based on the continued life and happiness of this fairground goldfish that they picked up.
Neither of you know the first thing about how to care for even a healthy fish. This fish has been poorly cared for, has multiple diseases and the person who handed it over explicitly didn't expect it to live nearly as long as it already has.
You're frantically googling how to set up a fish tank, where to buy fish food, can you even take a fish to the vet? Your partner wants you to know that they're happy they made it home and survived their horrific ordeal, but also that if anything happens to the fish then they're going to kill everyone on this planet and then themself.
You're honestly wondering if you're even helping the fish, or just prolonging its suffering, but your partner will only accept medical help for their many injuries or engage in basic self-care once they're confident that the fish is being looked after.
So you get a tank. You set up a filter and all that stuff. You learn way more than you ever wanted to know about water temperature and ph and nitrate levels. The fish is safe. You start to develop some affection for the little guy. Your partner begins to recover. The fish begins to recover.
Which is when you learn that in its 'healthy' state, the fish regularly refuses to sleep when tired, keeps begging for food that is obviously unhealthy for it (and struggling to eat the food that you do provide because “it tastes gross”), and continually tries to persuade your partner to take it out of its nice safe tank so it can go explore the wonderful world of Outside, where the slightest mishap will kill it instantly.
Your name is Adrian, and you kind of wants to strangle this fucking fish, statement.
How dare you leave this in the tags.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
Blue Lois
can i help you
Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
World Heritage Post
i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me
Rare Achievement Unlocked:
After The Clouds Clear
Sorry, I don't give out medals, this is the best I can do.
does anyone else remember when michaels (art supply company) accidentally made omegle again
when they What
michaels added a feature for a while in sept. 2020 where shoppers could ask questions that would be answered live by other shoppers anonymously. which led to some good michaels interactions.
Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now
"Oh noooo!
Bad. Wrong. Sprays you with spray bottle”
—My partner when I read them this joke
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Alinivar you're with Spooks? How is she doing
ALINIVAR I DARE YOU TO KISS NIIUE
Giegue, what's your favorite food?
Giegue why are you so cute
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
no no, I realise it, I’m just still driving despite the check engine light being on
10/10 metaphor
The check engine light is flashing but there’s no safe place to pull over
