Time For Mara's Opinion

Actually, I rather like being trans

I suppose being cis would be nice and all, but it doesn’t quite have the same “I will sieze Destiny by the throat and force it into the shape of my choosing” kind of verve

every day i think about the batman beyond post that's like "you didn't inject me with something that turns my cum into bruce wayne's cum did you?" i literally cannot imagine what i'd search to find it and i don't know what website it's even from (4chan maybe?) but it's on my mind

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

today in "making up ways to help kids decompress on the fly": i had kids cup their hands in front of them and for 1 silent minute, picture a small mouse in their hand. afterwards they got to tell me, one at a time, what their mice did

trigun is crazy because what if these twin brothers were both angels but one was abel but also lucifer and the other was cain but also jesus. now what if they were in a space western

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself

"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

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If you’re on the phone in a public restroom I get to hang up your call for you. Yeah new law just dropped

steps out of the shower completely dry after parrying every drop of water with my bathroom greatsword

bro your loyal knight smells like shit