Hello, It's Mz Hyde.

my hair is so soft and *runs fingers through hair, pulling out half a dozen hairs with me* silky

Whatever just go down on me

i hate when you have to order at a restaurant, but all the menu items have really goofy or long names. like wtf its so embarrassing to look your waiter in the eyes and be like “yes i’ll have Uncle Jimmy’s Finger Lickin’ Rib Ticklin Hootin-n-Hollerin’ Cajun Heat Super Stack Supreme Cheese Burger.”

*gets down on one knee* will you…….. *takes out ring* ……….fight me?

*in tears* yes, yes I will

*starts sobbing uncontrollably* *punches you square in the face*

bands…chANGE THEIR SOUND??? gROW??!! develop„?,!!! noOo„„must bE 2005 aLWAYS

it is unsticking your thighs from plastic chairs season

*thinks about the boys I’ve let touch me* *vomits*

today my teacher said “we’re gonna do a new poem form today called a sonnet” and i said “sonnet the hedgehog” way louder than i intended to and everyone stared at me and that was a low point