Hellmouth Baby

we r sending u to horse hell. for your horse sins.

Fuuuck we left the back door open last night andthe whole kitchen got out

@leftenantjopson

i would describe myself as fun and light hearted and unburdened. please ignore the blood in my mouth

me at mcdonalds wearing a velvet cape and wielding a mighty sceptre: I Would Like The One Billion Dollar Big Mac Please :)

holding my own face in my own hands and screaming “there is no connection without an open heart! you must be brave! you must be honest! you must be true!” in the mirror

your resume looks great and you’d be a good fit for this job but we saw that you posted an edit of britney spears dancing really fast in circles set to like a bjork or arca song or something and we don’t want stuff like that here

In every single one of my past lives I was a horse who bit someone and got put down

nice things will happen but first you have to lose all hope and die 45 times

headed home to have my human fry it up for me