i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

get in girls, we’re going to increase our brain’s neuroplasticity and rewire it by meditating on love, praying from a place of love and practicing gratitude every single day

sorry I didn’t show up it was because umm.. you see, I was busy. maybe another time??

the sexiest thing a man can do is make his woman’s life easier

You literally just have to get really good at continuing.

i've had enough of being so brave about it i want to start screaming