MOTHERFUCK

I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes. HEY!

SPITS WATER AND STARTS TO LAugH 

What the fuck did you just fucking say, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Tenjin Elementary, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the underground bunker, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in scissor warfare and I’m the top slicer in the entire Japanese armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another corpse. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting Sachiko and your soul is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Tenjin Elementary classes and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will chuck you in the pool and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes. HEY!

SPITS WATER AND STARTS TO LAugH 

masato hiyameme is in the house

i dotn fcuking care

night

day

Moon

Star

planet

galaxy

dumb assholes

Imagine the Byakudan kids watching “Don’t hug me, I’m scared” When the video ends, Kizami just whispers to Kurosaki “C’mon, let’s get creative”

I’m telling you I LOVE YOU, GODDAMMIT!!

............................ fuck

My farts right now litterally smell good. Like cake mixed with white chocolate. 

WHAT THE FUCK