I wish people would stop saying “It’s July. Well done for wasting half a year.” Did you make someone smile in the past six months? Did you stroke a cat or throw a stick for a dog? Did you learn a new fact or teach someone a new joke? Did you laugh, cry, scream or sing in the past six months? Because if so, congratulations for not wasting your time at all.

I really needed this

girls be actin freaky at the wrong time u at the drive thru and u ask her want she want and she's like "you😛" bitch there's 3 cars behind us

not evil anymore i want to be loved now

evil again

You pleased a mad fae trickster

You probably saved everyone in that coffe shop from a terrible yet whimsical death

i want to exist only at night when everything is calm

hope this isnt too nsfw for you guys but id really like to hold a hand

uncle iroh will look at anyone who’s troubled and say “maybe you should drink some tea and eat some noodles and then you’ll feel better” and he’s right every single time

This makes me miss my Corolla 😭