guess who's back?

castiel's confused head tilt rb if u agree

when u click with someone and they have the audacity to live far away

literally get over here I’m so mad

NORMALIZE!!!! LETTING!!!! PEOPLE!!!! GO!!!! WHEN!!!! IT'S!!!! NO!!!! LONGER!!!! HEALTHY!!!! BECAUSE!!!! NOT!!!! EVERYTHING!!!! IS!!!! WORTH!!!! FIGHTING!!!! FOR!!!!

me in the middle of writing a post: you know what *discard*

hey if we’re mutuals you can literally interact w me whenever. send me whatever u want i will probably be very excited

I personally love it when actors are not normal about the characters they play. I love it when they get attached and start saying weird shit cause they have clearly been thinking about it. Yes court jester, tell me more of your special little headcanons.

actually, "autism is a huge part of who i am and i'm proud of it" and "autism is a disability that requires accommodations" are both true statements that can and should coexist

Pussy so good it got me feeling car sick

pussy so good i am putting my arms up and screaming like i’m on a roller coaster

I think my favorite jokes are the ones that weren’t even all that funny until I was an adult, and now they’re fucking hilarious. I’m not even talking about the dirty jokes. I’m talking about in Finding Nemo where the sharks are having fucking AA for fish eating. Remember that shit? “I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.” Who ever thought of that? That was brilliant. Or what about that time in Shrek 2 where Shrek and Donkey infiltrate the castle pretending to be union workers? Little me didn’t give a shit about unions but big me is remembering Shrek going “It’s okay buddy, we’re from the union” and the desk worker secretively “we don’t even have dental,” and Shrek just shakes his head and looks at Donkey like he can’t believe this shit and goes, “They don’t even have dental.” What the fuck. I’m dying of laughter. Who comes up with this shit.

Dirty jokes have their place but I kind of wish more “adult” jokes relied on “Things only adults would understand due to lack of life experience,” instead of “Things that are inappropriate for kids,”

My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die

Im so sorry youve been trapped in the passenger seat all these years Yellow.

GOD PLEASE LET ME OUT I MISS MY FAMILY

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