Samjazzie

Lmaooo

He hit that shit so clean 😂

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

Stop fucking reblogging this

Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

WUKH WUKH WUKH LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG ???!

they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

reblog this post if you are stupid and also gay

this here hit my heart man

“Stealing us was the smartest thing they ever did.” Fuck.

What if I’ve tasted all of the dicks in my area and none of them taste right?

This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things

The look in his eyes is majestic.

I feel like he’s a tour guide in a meninist museum who hates his job

Your sacrifice for rustling my jimmies are dearly noted brother. May the base God bless you for eternity.