so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of sasuke uchiha when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse sasuke uchiha and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to sasuke uchiha

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

That’s the opposite of a problem

a new bed

Guy at the factory: are you sure this isn’t a mistake? Other worker: why would it be a mistake?

What a good sheep selfie.

Hangin out with the fam. #blessed