sidewalk social scientist

was i normal / forgivable / worth saving at the party last night? be honest haha 😂 🙈

All mutuals who understand my grand vision shall be entombed with me within my mausoleum if I ever happen to die

the idea of lestat being like yes after 80 years of reflection and mending broken relationships I’m on the path to healing❤️ and then going on his ipad and seeing 14 year olds tweet en masse If Lestat Comes Back Kill Him Again #TeamArmand

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

i went to mad at you island and there was a single shuddering obelisk made out of an unidentifiable black substance where nothing would grow near it. so yeah i think you might need to work that out at some point.

Happy Pride

Incredible, but true: @standuptragicomedy deserves to have a good day today.

“at least i have a man” is always the weakest flex bc 80% of the time their man sucks and no one else wants him anyway

“at least i have a man” and i give you my condolences but what does that have to do with anything ever