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Floch: You think that will stop me from killing you now?

Armin: This isn’t a plea for mercy. It’s a warning.

Floch: Wha-

Atsumu: Ew, what???

Osamu: A type? In common with this scrub? No thank you.

Atsumu:

Osamu:

Atsumu: Oh my god, we do.

Osamu: Tall, dark haired, bored looking.

Atsumu: Flexible, sarcastic, enjoy embarrassing us.

Atsumu, in shock: Oh my god Samu, we have a type.

Osamu, equally shocked: We have the same taste in men. I have the same type as YOU.

Atsumu: AHHHHHHHHHH.

Osamu: Give me a moment, I need to process this.

both Miyas: *proceed to have an existential crisis*

Interviewer, who did not sign up for this: ... Did I start something I shouldn't have?

...

Bonus:

Omi and Rin, watching off screen: *dying of laughter at the twins' dismay*

Omi: Wait. The interviewer has a point.

Rin: ...Oh my god. I- me- and you-

Omi and Rin: *spiderman meme*

Osamu: You do?

Sakusa: Yes.

Osamu: Really?

Sakusa: Yes

Osamu:

“With a star before my eyes, all there is left for me to do is to "play as I have always done” and deliver. If playing as I have always done is what’s required, then I can do it.

“if you get really good, i promise you… somebody who’s even better will come and find you”