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Dad Jokes Just Got Legit 👨🏻

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My wife asked me if I could stop singing ‘Wonderwall’ by Oasis I said maybe.
What does Beethoven do in his grave? Decompose.
Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
When I went to choir practice — Dad: ‘Don’t forget a bucket.’ Me: ‘Why?’ Dad: ‘To carry your tune.’

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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.
I asked my nephew how old his dad was and he replied “six”. I said how can he only be six if you’re six?
He said “because he’s only been a dad since I was born”

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My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo
So I had to put my foot down.
What program do Jedi use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi.
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Me.
((I managed to update this guy’s about + add a bare bones relationship page cause he needed one but I’m a lazy fuck, I still need to add TZ and Dani to it. It’s not that much of a change but it accounts for some stuff that happened in Ley’s timeline))

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you a fake friend #nosandass
Look, buddy.
I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation
“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”