my coachella will be headlined by franz kafka, al pacino, & the color green. paul dano smoking a cigarette holding a coke, judas from the bible, nick braun, grantaire from les mis, a lime from dakota johnson’s kitchen, the cast of the outsiders, & andrew garfield playing eduardo saverin (he isnt allowed to break character) will be there too. susan sontag & paddington bear will be giving a joint ted talk with guest speaker patrick bateman. for the main event vocal adrenaline along with the ps5 guy will preform a linger by the cranberries & paparazzi by lady gaga mashup. oh & the guys from how to make an alt-j song will go onstage holding a rainbow flag or whatever

unfortunately for everyone I will continue to make a short story long