Lolzor

Be your own daddy, make your own sugar.

its illegal to be cuter than me

We’re all going to jail then

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

me looking at old pics of myself: i dont know her

twilight but edward cullen is played by glenn howerton

Do you ever consider the ethical implications of making something like this before u hit that post button

Barack Obama is actually missing the presidency so much that he calls the White House and just hangs up when someone answers.

the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop

i really do want to be productive and make something of my life but i just love… Laying Down… so much. nothing makes me happier

When you’re tryna get straight A’s, have 8 hours of sleep, eat 3 meals a day & have a social life but a day only has 24 hours

for my final project i will be disappearing into the mountains

@ all clothing store employees im so sorry im so bad at folding i just wanted to look at it