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Still not what I want

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

the panties hit the floor

you know it brother

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

you know what i wish you would tell me

Is willy wanka still alive IRL cuz if no that timothy shallemet shit is direspectful as fuck

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

@corvicyak

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

i wisb i was her

This dock is holding a Greg on it’s Held. If you even care

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