CEO of Slappin' Meat

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

“what does it say when mjf’s tears make him a coward but hanger’s make him a man”

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life

god every time I think I’ve seen all the cat material the internet has to show something new and absolutely delighting appears

Smoking on that we'd

sometimes home is a person

Fuck yeah droving

I wonder what they're saying to each other?

Most of it is probably "hey calf! I'm here! We're going somewhere new so don't get lost!" and "Hey mum! Mum! This is confusing and I lost sight of you for three seconds! Tell me where you are!"

There's also "argh flies why" just for texture