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*feels both âI am so bored & understimulated I want to do EVERYTHING!â and âI am so exhausted & overwhelmed I canât do ANYTHINGâ at the same time*
Having just finished my first year of my screenwriting masters program, i wanna share this thing that I was told at the very start of the year that I have not been able to stop thinking about
they got all 28 of us screenwriters in a room on like the second day and straight up told usâ
âyou will suffer for your entire career if you make this into a competition.âÂ
they told us that, while we might like the write similar things, like in the same genre, or same settingsâweâd never be in competition, simply because we were all different people.
from our big differences in life experience and in personality, down to our smaller differences in story preferences and writing style, it all made everything we all did unique.
and while we were all one of a million people trying to achieve the same goal of making writing a careerâindividually we were the only ones who could tell our stories.Â
You are the only one who can write like you, who can draw like you, who can cosplay like you, who can sing like you, who can make art like you. Donât ruin the love you have for your craft by comparing yourself to others, by putting yourself in competition with them just because you want to be âthe bestâ.
And finally, hereâs the tough love part that we all got reminded of constantlyâ
The moment you decide you are better than everyone, is the moment you fail. Because you will have closed yourself off to valuable critique. You will have inflated your ego so big that the second you get rejected youâll spiral. You will have become so high and mighty that one day youâll look around and realize you have pushed all of your peers, and your entire support system, away.Â
There literally is no âbestâ. There is only growing with others as artists, supporting your peers, and telling your story in the way only you can. Thatâs how you succeed. Â
You know what? This actually isnât funny at all because this really does happen. Baby boomers canât afford to retire; thatâs a big part of why millennials canât find jobs in their fields. And if they lose their jobs (which can mean a variety of things, including their companies finding an excuse to fire them so they donât have to pay anything for their retirement, which happened to my uncle and 5 people he worked with over one year), they arenât as desirable because theyâre retirement-age. The world has changed a lot since they got jobs they thought were supposed to be secure, and now their old strategies that used to work for finding a job donât work anymore and they donât know what does work. So a lot are desperate; I recently talked to a woman who had to be in at least her mid-60s who was begging on a street corner because she was replaced by a younger person and lost her job of 18 years, and itâs not the first time Iâve heard a story like that. A lot of people who were never rich to begin with lost a lot in the 2008 financial crisis and never fully recovered. Baby boomers didnât all just magically become financially secure as they got older.
This generation war bullshit is 100% manufactured to keep our anger misdirected. Itâs not baby boomers screwing over millennials. Itâs rich capitalists of every living generation screwing over baby boomers, their parents, gen x-ers, millennials, and gen z-ers all at once and all in different ways. And if we collectively realize that weâre not enemies and that we actually have a common cause with common enemies, itâll be really bad for the people doing this to us, which is why theyâre pushing the generation war thing so hard.
^ wisdom on Tumblr. Thatâs rare.
This generation war bullshit is 100% manufactured to keep our anger misdirected. Itâs not baby boomers screwing over millennials. Itâs rich capitalists of every living generation screwing over baby boomers, their parents, gen x-ers, millennials, and gen z-ers all at once and all in different ways.
Bolding and underlining the really important bits.
You heard of divide and conquer used in imperialistic wars, now get ready for D&C used against your own peoole.
ICE has been ordered to release children but they're the ones who get to decide if they release their parents as well or if they're just throwing these kids out, so please at the very least sign this petition
PS. this isn't a change.org petition either, so it is worth signing!

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The mashup you never thought would work
Congratu-fucking-lations.
I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone Iâm not even joking.
Why?????
The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it
This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.
I reblogged this shit two days ago yâall⌠what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too âŚ. Iâll take it tho đ¤Ż
I think I did it wrong
Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.
I need to get paid asap so pls ace help
I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE
I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true đ
I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP
This has worked before, so why not again?
I could really use a miracle. So why not
im super broke letâs see some magic people.
This user is anti-TERF, reblog if your blog is against trans exclusionary radfems
none of these people would be having breakdowns in quarantine if we hadnât started cutting the arts out of schools
Trump will deliver killing blow to the USPS
The USPS is about to declare bankruptcy. Itâs at the center of the longstanding plans for disaster recover and has been since the Cold War. Itâs the only institution that could (for example) deliver covid meds to every home in America in one day.
https://pluralistic.net/2020/03/25/national-emergency-library/#going-postal
But Congress has decided not to bail out the postal service, despite Art 1, Sec 8 of the US Constitution: âTo establish Post Offices and post Roads.â
Maybe itâs because without a USPS we couldnât have a postal vote in 2020?
https://pluralistic.net/2020/03/27/just-asking-questions/#save-usps
The proximate cause of the post officeâs bankruptcy is the pandemic, but that is merely the finishing blow. The USPS was murdered in 2006, when Congress passed the Postal Accountability and Enhancement Act.
https://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2020/04/will-the-united-states-post-office-become-a-victim-of-covid19.html
The Act gave the USPS a mere 10 years to âprefund its future health care benefit payments to retirees for the next 75 years.â That is, to set aside cash to pay medical bills for future employees who hadnât been born yet.
https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bill.xpd?bill=h109-6407
The Act gave the USPS a mere 10 years to âprefund its future health care benefit payments to retirees for the next 75 years.â That is, to set aside cash to pay medical bills for future employees who hadnât been born yet.
https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bill.xpd?bill=h109-6407
The USPSâs murder is straight out of the neoliberal playbook: â1 Defund, 2 claim crisis, 3 call for privatizatization, 4 profit!â
As Lambert Strether points out, it was a bipartisan act of murder, cosponored by the âcentristâ Democrat Henry Waxman.
Killing the USPS looms large in the Trump adminâs (nonmetaphorical, actual) privatization playbook, âDelivering Government Solutions in the 21st Century Reform Plan and Reorganization Recommendationsâ:
https://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/Government-Reform-and-Reorg-Plan.pdf
The proposals are for USPS to become a Wework clone or franchisee, but not to become a publicly owned bank - a common line of business for other nationsâ postal services, natural based on the amounts of cash they handle.
The USPS is the nationâs second largest employer of veterans, with 630,000 employees. Trump is about to allow it to collapse so that UPS, Fedex and other private firms can skim off the most profitable parts of its business and leave rural Americans totally isolated.
The loss of the USPS would mean the loss of the last truly universal federal program in America and would unduly hammer the people whom Trump claims to love â veterans and rural voters.
https://twitter.com/lildipshit3/status/1248741868440940544
I read a diary at Daily Kos which suggested that if half the households in America bought 2 sheets of Forever Stamps, for about 16 bucks, it would provide enough funding to keep the USPS alive. How fucked up is this? Weâre trying to save the fucking Postal Service, which is in the fucking CONSTITUTION, from Republican sabatoge. There is no such thing as a moderate, or patriotic, Republican. They are anti-American Fascists.
donât miss the fact that this is coinciding exactly with the push to increase mail-in voting, which would seriously jeopardize Trumpâs reelection. you canât have mail-in ballots if thereâs no postal service, right?
Americans, please text USPS to 50409 and ResistBot will send a message to your senators and congressperson telling them to save the Post Office.
i did it yesterday and it couldnât have been easier. my senators are both pieces of shit, but that doesnât mean iâm not going to give them an earful about this.

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How do you protect yourself from being stalked online by your parents?
I often get messages from teens living with their abusive parents telling me about how terrifying it is for them to even look at my blog in case their parent finds out. I was a teenager before social networking on the internet. Honestly, when I was a teenager there was barely an internet yet. So, I donât know how people protect themselves but I feel like probably there are ways. If you know please do share! A lot of people would find it helpful.
Advice for keeping your phone safe in toxic environments:
Keep things in google apps
Everything is saved to your account, ex. you can delete google photos when your phone is checked, and download it again afterwards and get all your photos back
Also because itâs on your account you can log into google on a friendâs computer or a library computer or something if you need to
Iâm not sure about other apps but I know you can put a password on google docs
People are more likely to check notes but assume you have google docs for school assignments and not check that
A lot of people monitor texts/use programs that monitor texts, but whoâs going to remember to check Google Hangouts?
Use the internet on apps that arenât Safari
Download another browser and put it in a different folder, because most people can check your safari history but wonât find another app and then figure out how to check the search history of that app
Also use the internet when you click the link in social media ex. If you click a link on a Pinterest pin it can take you to that link on the internet but stay in Pinterest, so it wonât show up in search histories
Inform your friends and if you want to be really sneaky use code when texting
Sending messages as code helps. Ending sentences with certain letters can work. Need something? Definitely use code. Friends can help you. Or other family. Or teachers. Donât hesitate to reach out. (the first letter of every sentence spelled out SEND FOOD)
Literally just google pigpen code or ceasarian cipher or whatever you want and you can find a way to talk that most people wouldnât understand
Awesome info. Thank you!
There are more responses too that I canât reblog. Check out the notes to see them.
I was in this situation a while ago, another thing to do is you can make second accounts on your social media and block your parents account so they donât find it
For social media, I either go by a different name/photo w/e and block my family or I just make a second account and block them all again.
And Iâve always had a password on everything, so they canât go through it and I wonât let them.
no one is coming after me but still reblogging because other people definitely need this info
Thank you! Yes. Please, everyone boost. So many need this info.
Fake/second accounts are great for this, as long as you still use your other accounts for safe messages and websites, etc so they donât get suspicious when they check it. Also, only deleting the parts of your search history that your parents would object to is less suspect than deleting the whole thing.
If theyâre being sneaky and checking things while youâre not around, make sure to log out of all social media after using it and try to have a slightly different password for each one.
Let your friends and other people know so that they donât accidentally send unsafe messages to your main account.
(Stay safe,guys.Reblog to help each other out.)
If your parents look through the apps on your phone to make sure you arenât using anything like tumblr or a messaging app, you can create a folder filled with boring stuff like settings, the notes app, general shit like that and give it a name like âutilitiesâ or âgeneralâ or something like that. Fill up the first page with those apps, and then put the ones youâre trying to hide on the second or third pages. Your parents will see the app icons from the homescreen and ignore it as they can tell whatâs inside, but only if they arent that tech savvy. Only do this if you know that they wouldnât open the folder and click to other pages
Download duck duck go. Itâs a search engine thats similar to google, but it has a much more thorough and easier way of deleting search history. Your parents might even think its a game, as the logo is literally just a happy duck, which would decrease the odds of them actually looking at the app properly
I just discovered Hide It Pro. It looks like an audio manager but itâs actually a secret vault where you can store apps your abusive parents will lose their minds over. Anyone ever use this?
Hide Photos, Videos, Apps, Messages, Calls in your phone. COMPLETELY FREE and UNLIMITED Hide photos & videos from your photo gallery and ac
I have like 5 active followers but in case anyone ever needs this
A search engine/ browser that my parents literally NEVER CHECK is called puffin- it seems like nobody knows about it but itâs pretty standard and similar to google chrome. It lets you use everything in desktop mode, only it no longer works for iOS devices. Android users, however, are in the clear.
Hide It Pro is AMAZING, if youâre on the fence about getting it please do.
First of all, sharing to save a life yo.
Secondly, this might seem counterproductive, but it seems like an appropriate time to raise awareness of Noonlight for more extreme cases of abusive parents. Itâs an app that can alert a list of people of your choosing when you are in danger, or summon the police in an emergency. Works at home, school, work, or anywhere in-between.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.safetrekapp.safetrek
Have you ever been in a situation where you question whether itâs dangerous enough to call 911? Instead of worrying yourself with indecision
Iâll always signal boost this stuff until itâs no longer needed.
thank you guys
also of you need to store things on notes you dont want your parents finding, search calculator diary into the appstore or google play and theres a tonne of secret diary things disguised as calculators which only open if a code is typed in, do even of they do check it they probably womt be able to do anything with it
my new favourite thing is italian regional presidents and mayors absolutely LOSING IT at people violating quarantine. hereâs a eng subtitled compilation for yâall. (the president of campania region; the mayor of messina; the mayor of bari; the mayor of gualdo tadino; the mayor of tutolo.)
Iâd like to introduce everyone to my new theme song
fuckin MOOD
I love the contrast between the lyrics and the melody this is art
pfffffffft nooooo I didnât just learn this song on ukulele⌠at midnightâŚ
Lyrics:Â
Iâve tried, tried, tried And Iâve tried even more Iâve Cried, Cried, Cried And I canât recall what for Iâve pressed, Iâve pushed, Iâve yelled, Iâve begged In hope of some success  But the inevitable fact is that It never will impressÂ
Iâve no more fucks to give,  My fucks have runneth dry, Iâve tried to go fuck shopping But thereâs no fucks left to buy  Iâve no more fucks to give, Though more fucks Iâve tried to get, Iâm over my fuck budget and Iâm now in fucking debtÂ
I strive, strive, strive To get everything done Iâve played by all the rules But Iâve very rarely won, Iâve smiled, Iâve charmed, Iâve wooed Iâve laughed, Alas to no avail Iâve run round like a moron, To unequivocally fail!
Iâve no more fucks to give, My fuck fuse has just blown, Iâve been hunting for my fucks all day, But theyâve upped and fucked off home, Iâve no more fucks to give, My fuck rations are depleted, Iâve rallied my fuck army but Itâs been fucking defeated!Â
The effort has just not been worth The time or the expense Iâve exhausted all my energy For minimal recompense The complete lack of acknowledgement Has now begun to gall And Iâve come to realise that I Donât give a fuck at all!
Iâve no more fucks to give, My fucks have flown away, My fucks are now so fucked off Theyâve refused to fucking stay! Iâve no more fucks to give, My fucks have gone insane Theyâve come back round and passed me While theyâre fucking off again!
Iâve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all dissolved, Iâve planned many projects But my fucks wonât be involved! Iâve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all been spent, Theyâve fucked off from the building And I donât know where they went!Â
Iâve no more fucks to give, Iâve no more fucks to give, Iâve no more fucks, Iâve no more fucks, Iâve no more fucks to give!
Good news folks itâs on Spotify!!!
im going to be reblogging this every few hours to make sure every single one of my followers gets to see this epic post
OMG SOMEONE ADDED THE LYRICS
This song makes me so happy.
Good Morning
I wrote this comic while it was raining.Â
if a teenager is at your door and they are wearing a costume!! please give them candy!! they are still in it for the halloween spirit and it honestly no different from a little kid in a costume. they are just as excited and happy as all the other lil tykes and dont you dare tell them they are âtoo old for trick-or-treatingâ because that will literally break their hearts and thatâs not cool.
Its getting close to Halloween again so I just thought Iâd reblog this again
And if âdonât be rude to teenagers over a stupid jawbreakerâ isnât enough for you, considerÂ
You canât tell how old a kid is just by looking. Iâve known multiple 5th graders who were taller than I am, and Iâm 25 years old. With their faces hidden by masks, you wonât be able to tell theyâre elementary schoolers, but they still are.Â
Lots of older siblings are expected to take their younger siblings trick-or-treating, and they only get paid in candy.Â
You donât know if that teenager is developmentally disabled.Â
You donât know if that teenager spent most of their childhood in a hospital or sick and has never had the traditional trick-or-treat experience before.
You donât know if this is that teenagerâs first Halloween in America, and they just want to experience a piece of American culture.
You donât know if that teenager ever gets candy any other day of the year.Â
You donât know if that teenager has eaten anything at all today.Â
And those are just things I can think of off the top of my head.Â
and even if it is just a bored 16/17 year old out trying to see what free shit they can get. is it really gonna kill you to give them a fun sized milky way from the multipack you bought at poundland? That thing didnât even cost you 5p, just give the kid the sugar, say ânice costumeâ, and let it go.
There are worse things a teenager could be doing on Halloween instead of trick-or-treating.
Itâs been kind if an unspoken rule in my college town that if college students show up at your door in costume you give them candy because theyâre also out to have fun and itâs way nicer for the students to trick or treat instead of going out and getting drunk. Itâs also a way for the people who donât want to party and donât want to drink to have fun so like, we need to stop getting angry at people older than 6 wanting to dress up and get candy.
Heck, we even offer the parents a bit of candy too! Itâs all good fun~!
If yaâll are someone who is all âITâS HALLOWEENâ since August and then complain about teenagers Trick or Treating then you donât deserve Halloween at all.
Just for reference, I had my heart fucking broke when I was told I couldnât go trick or treating anymore. I love dressing up and I didnt feel like I could anymore because I couldnât go out and show it off while getting candy.
Let people have fun okay? Halloween is a holiday for all. No age limits
I never got to go trick-or-treating as a child because I came from a crazily religious household. I would give my left arm (and I happen to be left-handed) to have that experience now without somebody telling me I'm too old

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The Witch Ball
This is a rewrite of one of my first posts.
One of my favorite ways of warding the home is with a traditional glass witch ball. There are many kinds of witch balls, but here I am referring to the blown glass variety. Many witches will fill an empty Christmas ornament with herbs or nails or something and use it as a spell. Very crafty. But my preferred variety of witch ball is the blown glass sort with threads of glass in the middle.
These were traditionally made by glassblowers as a way of ending their work day. They were historically made from scraps of glass, which is why so many of them are multicolored. Theyâre simple blown glass balls with threads of glass in the center, made by sticking metal objects (such as knitting needles) in the still-molten glass ball. The witch ball is placed near a window or a door, usually on a cord made of knotted rope or leather. The wise homemaker cleans her witch ball regularly, as this cleans it of dark spirits.
The witch ball may be descended from glass fishing floats, which are often sold in seaside tourist towns as decorative gifts. The first glass witch balls were most likely developed in England in the 17th or 18th Century and were inspired by these glass buoys.
According to popular belief, the witch ball represents the witch who has been tried and hanged. A witch ball will float in water, like a witch thrown in a body of water during a trial. It was believed that witches were rejected by bodies of water because they were too impure. By this logic, witches, like the glass fishing floats of yore, were unable to sink. Glass fishing floats, and later witch balls, were tied up in nets or left to dangle from ropes, not unlike a witch sentenced to die at the gallows. For these reasons, the witch ball serves as a symbolic warning to all witches who dare enter oneâs home.
The ballâs inner threads work by means of fascination. Witches and dark spirits are drawn into the ball because they cannot resist playing with its threads. They are entranced (or âfascinatedâ) by them. They wind themselves through the ballâs threads until the ball is cleaned by its owner. When the owner cleans it and wipes away the dust, she also wipes it free of evil spirits. Many other spirit traps work by a similar principle - the witch bottle, the dream catcher, even a handful of rice thrown toward a malevolent entity - they all work by fascination.
Many older witch balls have a mirror glaze. Some believe the large gazing balls that decorate gardens throughout the country may have their origin in the smaller, more magical witch ball. The mirror glaze is yet another fascinating thing about the witch ball.
No matter their origin or how they work, the witch ball is at the very least a delightful and rustic objet dâart. I find witch balls to be very effective, however. They can last for generations and are, in my opinion, one of the most aesthetic ways to ward a home.
happy independence day letâs impeach the presidentÂ
The only 4th of july post i care about
I can top it: yesterday, NPR made a series of tweets that Trump supporters called âpropagandaâ and âtrash wordsâ to insult Trump and push NPRâs agenda.
NPR was tweeting the Declaration of Independence.
And that, folks, describes about 75% of Trumpâs voter base.
Some exammples of the Trump followers vs NPR thing
So they are admitting Trump is a dictator?
Some Trump supporters thought NPR tweeted âpropaganda.â It was the Declaration of Independence.
This is still funny.