Totally f*cking inconvenient

Can't believe I wasted two of my youthful years with the human rendition of a toe

literally r**** unblocked and refollowed me on twitter yesterday and it was shell-shocking like my jaw literally dropped. like damn i guess that must mean we actually ok now

2022! The year where I expect nothing good to happen to me and to trust no one

I really wanna type "as the resident alcoholic in this chat" but feel like other would not appreciate those vibes

"it's supposed to be fun, turning 21" ok these??? These aren't tears, it's just really bright

Why do I have just an obscenely bad association with Atlanta

can't believe like i am sitting here, completely secure in my friendships, liking my job more and more every single day, and actually not hung up on any single person anymore. ok

Please lord do not let me have a single phone call tomorrow

Wow i really was like so sad when they announced we'd be remote until Jan 2022 and then i was like less sad because my mom said i could travel around for fun but then i didn't account for COVID still being somewhat around so now I'm stuck at home while everyone else is living their life in NYC tldr i have been bamboozled big time

i just stood in the shower today and thought about how i literally was in ap calculus, ap physics, and chemistry at the same time while studying for the SAT and SAT subject tests AND taking extra physics and discrete math classes on the side. like jesus christ no wonder i was literally depressed LOL

What is Ted lasso and why haven't I heard of it. What else is the point of being on social media if i don't hear about the trendy things

Adulthood really is like three options, option 1 is to have a normal 9-5 and have no friends other than a significant other, option 2 is to work in a toxic industry that allows for no free time and you only have work friends and option 3 is grad school

"my child is fine" your child is screaming happier than ever in their bedroom at 1 in the morning on a tuesday