HaTO Cub? HaTO Cub.

At least it's not root beer this time. I'll go put some signs up.

Maybe ask Cub to fix that and if it's still not fixed by the time I get back I can take a look. I doubt that though, potions and chemical formulas are his specialty.

What the fuck has happened here?!

OH um ahem oh, hi cubby!!! ;) yeah we've gone on a little vacation, don't worry, don't worry! we can still talk to you guys over our phones, don't worry!

A little vacation? To where?

oh cubby! I can't share my secrets that easily, but nice try

kinky sorry yeah okay cubby

Mhm yep yeah, where's my spellbook. I need to learn how to cast spells over a distance.

sorry cubby you have to be able to see them!

oh fuc- I mean! oh don't worry, silly! I just like to research sometimes! I bet you love smart people, don't you? I'm a smart person ;)

From the few times I've talked to you, you're one of the least intellectual people I have ever met.

excuse me?! okay, first of all- rude bitch! second of all, i'm 'intellectual' or whatever. I know more about magic than YOU!

I'd be surprised if you knew more than a child of the goddess of magic.

yeah and id be surprised if you knew more than a MA-. a. um. nevermind heh I was just being silly you know

A what? A what, huh? Huh?

A NOTHING,,,!

nothing is the absence of something!! and there was no somethings!!

Right. No 'somethings.'

no somethings at all, yep!

Hypothetically, if there were a something, what would that something be?

OH um ahem oh, hi cubby!!! ;) yeah we've gone on a little vacation, don't worry, don't worry! we can still talk to you guys over our phones, don't worry!

A little vacation? To where?

oh cubby! I can't share my secrets that easily, but nice try

kinky sorry yeah okay cubby

Mhm yep yeah, where's my spellbook. I need to learn how to cast spells over a distance.

sorry cubby you have to be able to see them!

oh fuc- I mean! oh don't worry, silly! I just like to research sometimes! I bet you love smart people, don't you? I'm a smart person ;)

From the few times I've talked to you, you're one of the least intellectual people I have ever met.

excuse me?! okay, first of all- rude bitch! second of all, i'm 'intellectual' or whatever. I know more about magic than YOU!

I'd be surprised if you knew more than a child of the goddess of magic.

yeah and id be surprised if you knew more than a MA-. a. um. nevermind heh I was just being silly you know

A what? A what, huh? Huh?

A NOTHING,,,!

nothing is the absence of something!! and there was no somethings!!

Right. No 'somethings.'

OH um ahem oh, hi cubby!!! ;) yeah we've gone on a little vacation, don't worry, don't worry! we can still talk to you guys over our phones, don't worry!

A little vacation? To where?

oh cubby! I can't share my secrets that easily, but nice try

kinky sorry yeah okay cubby

Mhm yep yeah, where's my spellbook. I need to learn how to cast spells over a distance.

sorry cubby you have to be able to see them!

oh fuc- I mean! oh don't worry, silly! I just like to research sometimes! I bet you love smart people, don't you? I'm a smart person ;)

From the few times I've talked to you, you're one of the least intellectual people I have ever met.

excuse me?! okay, first of all- rude bitch! second of all, i'm 'intellectual' or whatever. I know more about magic than YOU!

I'd be surprised if you knew more than a child of the goddess of magic.

yeah and id be surprised if you knew more than a MA-. a. um. nevermind heh I was just being silly you know

A what? A what, huh? Huh?

A NOTHING,,,!

OH um ahem oh, hi cubby!!! ;) yeah we've gone on a little vacation, don't worry, don't worry! we can still talk to you guys over our phones, don't worry!

A little vacation? To where?

oh cubby! I can't share my secrets that easily, but nice try

kinky sorry yeah okay cubby

Mhm yep yeah, where's my spellbook. I need to learn how to cast spells over a distance.

sorry cubby you have to be able to see them!

oh fuc- I mean! oh don't worry, silly! I just like to research sometimes! I bet you love smart people, don't you? I'm a smart person ;)

From the few times I've talked to you, you're one of the least intellectual people I have ever met.

excuse me?! okay, first of all- rude bitch! second of all, i'm 'intellectual' or whatever. I know more about magic than YOU!

I'd be surprised if you knew more than a child of the goddess of magic.

yeah and id be surprised if you knew more than a MA-. a. um. nevermind heh I was just being silly you know

A what? A what, huh? Huh?

OH um ahem oh, hi cubby!!! ;) yeah we've gone on a little vacation, don't worry, don't worry! we can still talk to you guys over our phones, don't worry!

A little vacation? To where?

oh cubby! I can't share my secrets that easily, but nice try

kinky sorry yeah okay cubby

Mhm yep yeah, where's my spellbook. I need to learn how to cast spells over a distance.

sorry cubby you have to be able to see them!

oh fuc- I mean! oh don't worry, silly! I just like to research sometimes! I bet you love smart people, don't you? I'm a smart person ;)

From the few times I've talked to you, you're one of the least intellectual people I have ever met.

excuse me?! okay, first of all- rude bitch! second of all, i'm 'intellectual' or whatever. I know more about magic than YOU!

I'd be surprised if you knew more than a child of the goddess of magic.

OH um ahem oh, hi cubby!!! ;) yeah we've gone on a little vacation, don't worry, don't worry! we can still talk to you guys over our phones, don't worry!

A little vacation? To where?

oh cubby! I can't share my secrets that easily, but nice try

kinky sorry yeah okay cubby

Mhm yep yeah, where's my spellbook. I need to learn how to cast spells over a distance.

sorry cubby you have to be able to see them!

oh fuc- I mean! oh don't worry, silly! I just like to research sometimes! I bet you love smart people, don't you? I'm a smart person ;)

From the few times I've talked to you, you're one of the least intellectual people I have ever met.

OH um ahem oh, hi cubby!!! ;) yeah we've gone on a little vacation, don't worry, don't worry! we can still talk to you guys over our phones, don't worry!

A little vacation? To where?

oh cubby! I can't share my secrets that easily, but nice try

kinky sorry yeah okay cubby

Mhm yep yeah, where's my spellbook. I need to learn how to cast spells over a distance.

sorry cubby you have to be able to see them!

OH um ahem oh, hi cubby!!! ;) yeah we've gone on a little vacation, don't worry, don't worry! we can still talk to you guys over our phones, don't worry!

A little vacation? To where?

oh cubby! I can't share my secrets that easily, but nice try

kinky sorry yeah okay cubby

Mhm yep yeah, where's my spellbook. I need to learn how to cast spells over a distance.

OH um ahem oh, hi cubby!!! ;) yeah we've gone on a little vacation, don't worry, don't worry! we can still talk to you guys over our phones, don't worry!

A little vacation? To where?

oh cubby! I can't share my secrets that easily, but nice try

OH um ahem oh, hi cubby!!! ;) yeah we've gone on a little vacation, don't worry, don't worry! we can still talk to you guys over our phones, don't worry!

A little vacation? To where?

is anyone willing to explain money to me

Sure, but I have a 20k fee for my teachings. That's not a lot, I promise.

HES A lIAR!!! A SCAMMER!!!

Joey, you can help him learn too. You can have your share too.

cubfan is actually very honest!

I am, I am. You should trust us.

is anyone willing to explain money to me

Sure, but I have a 20k fee for my teachings. That's not a lot, I promise.

HES A lIAR!!! A SCAMMER!!!

Joey, you can help him learn too. You can have your share too.

SAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHAAA!!! OH MY ME YOUR SECRET ADMIRER IS SO CUTE!!!

Something tells me our beloved love goddess is back.

You'd be correct! Shame you don't love anyone like that and I can't ruin your life, but that can be easily changed!

Please. You have nothing on me, except for making me fall in love with some weirdo.

"Oh, really now? How.. interesting of a thought." She disappears in a cloud of rose-scented smoke, before reappearing right in front of him. "Is that a challenge, love?"

No. Please get out of my face.

"Hm. I don't think you quite understand how this works." She backs up, smiling coldly. "You're a demi-god. I'm a goddess. And you just insulted me. Consult the myths, will you?" She snaps her fingers and a stack of books appears in Cub's hands. "Then maybe you'll realise that your mother does not care enough about you to protect you from our wrath."

Alright...

is anyone willing to explain money to me

Sure, but I have a 20k fee for my teachings. That's not a lot, I promise.