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Maidmarians' Villain Challenge

I wanna be a cowboy

feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.

“Something’s coming. Something hungry for blood.”

“A shadow grows on the wall behind you, swallowing you in darkness.”

“(Name), we’ve discussed this, mornings are for coffee and contemplation.”

“Guys, I really think we should turn back.”

“Did you ever think maybe (name) went missing because he ran into something bad? And we’re going to the exact same spot where he was last seen?”

“I’ll climb in through your window. She won’t even know I’m there.”

“I’m stealthy. Like a ninja.”

“I think it’s cool. It’s like you have superpowers or something.”

“You know, you’re so cute when you lie.”

“You’re an idiot, (name).”

“You’re beautiful, (name).”

“What was your test on again? Human anatomy?”

“Come on, you are not this stupid.”

“Is that supposed to impress me?”

“You’re being paranoid.”

“Come on, don’t be an ass, man.”

“Look, I don’t know what you think you saw, but it wasn’t like that.”

“I’m not trying to start anything, okay?”

“Don’t take it so personally, okay? I don’t like most people.”

“(Name), I don’t think this is a good idea, man.”

“No, (name), you’re not the monster. You saved me, do you understand? You saved me.”

“I know who you are. I know what you’ve done.”

“Listen, I messed up, okay? I messed… I messed up. I just want to make things right.”

“Jesus! Jesus! What the hell was that?!”

“I’m doing this for you.”

“Just hold on a little longer, okay? He’s gone, the Bad Man’s gone.”

“Kill the bastard! Kill it now!”

“You shouldn’t like things just because people tell you you’re supposed to.”

“This is not yours to fix alone. You act like you’re all alone out there in the world, but you’re not. You’re not alone.”

“Only love makes you that crazy, sweetheart, and that damn stupid.”

“I don’t feel good about this. I don’t feel good about this!”

“You were right. This whole time you were right.”

“He just wants to get in your pants.”