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Red eyes being the topic of discussion more like...
"Let's not..."
What red eyes. Mine are brown. Bye.
"Red eyes seem to be some sign of hidden power around here…"
"But mine don’t do anything special."
"...That's not a bad thing, actually."
Considering how they happened to get these special abilities... nope. It wasn't desirable.
"You wouldn't want anything like that."
弟!
Oh, he picked up rather quickly, didn`t he? Aoba just shook his head without pressing onto the subject much further. It wasn`t really easy conversation for someone he`d just met anyway. "Well, she`s a kid in every sense but her age. She doesn`t grow the way most humans do, so she`s got many more years. As for me, I`m just a regular guy." Ha. Regular wasn`t really accurate, was it?
"Don`t sweat it. In fact it makes me wonder what a kid like you is doing running around with all this danger." Don`t run into the street Hibiya.
Just a regular guy? Hibiya found that somewhat hard to believe. So far he didn't think that he had met anyone particularly "regular" and if he dealt with people like Kano (and occasionally Nowi, but Hibiya liked her better), then this guy probably had some super ability-- like super patience or something.
Of course, that was only a childish joke for himself and he wouldn't voice it out loud, but he was fine with pointing out that he didn't think that could possibly be true-- er, at least, he was going to, but then the next sentence caught him off guard.
"A kid like me-- didn't I tell you I wasn't a kid?"
It was easy to blow it off like that rather than explain that he'd been in worse danger (at least, in his opinion) before. Would a so-called "regular guy" even believe him?
"You know.. I do come from the same place as Kano, right? I guess you could say-- between the two of us, I mean, Kano and I-- that our abilities are somewhat similar. Not the same, but... I'm not just some kid, you know. As for you, I doubt you're just some regular guy..!"
Even as he tried his best to amuse himself, he could only clear his throat once the other had grabbed into his wrists. Amber hues stared at the younger as if begging for him to let go, it wasn’t like he was holding on tight but still. He probably could have got the male to release him but lazily did Kano lean up a bit and press his lips against the other’s hand before opening in order to lightly bite at Hibiya’s flesh. Now this was no time to do puns, of course he knew that but he just wanted the young to release him.
“Meow’s not the time to nip-picky.” Words spoken after he stopped his action towards getting his wrists free. Though in this time, the blonde had turned away from Hibiya in order to become successful in getting released.
Of course, everything came to an end eventually (even if he hadn't knew it would) and that included this little moment of "peace" between them (if you could call it that). Before he knew it, Hibiya had blinked a few times and suddenly felt more like himself again, except-- what was even going on. No, no time for question marks or anything like that, even his thoughts were pretty blunt and emotionless when it came to this. It was just too... fake, wasn't it?
Besides, if he wasn't blushing before, he was now.
"K....Kano?" For a moment, his voice was somewhat soft, as he was still in shock, but it only took a few seconds for him to regain himself. "What are you doing? Why are you on top of me? You're gross, sicko. Get off already!" Besides, he could still feel where he had gotten bitten... Why did things like this happen to them, no, to him mostly. He didn't care about how it effected the older right now, he just wanted him off.

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Of course, as the other would try just for him in order to pick him up! The older was rather patient to the other’s eye as he waited for this. Though as the ordeal was done and the other tried his best in picking up Kano that only ended in failure, the blonde had reacted by pushing Hibiya back. In this action, he only wanted the brunette to fall onto his rear end which gave the older a chance to pin him down. Even as this was done, it only took moment before Kano had released him and just laid his entire body weight onto the other.
He wasn’t going to get up any time soon but while this would soon come to pass had the blonde grabbed the ends of the male’s shift, picking at it as if he was trying to untie the threads. “Are you kitten? You tried your best, I guess.”
He was caught by surprise, that was for sure, but he couldn't let himself go silent or anything. Despite the situation, he wasn't even complaining or blushing or anything-- of course not! He wasn't the type to do that, now was he? Nope, obviously not, and it was going to stay that way for a long time or until the end of meme sunday bye.
Right, all of these puns were pretty silly, but he could play along, right? After all, he was the type to love puns.... or at least, that's what he thought it should be like. "Hey, shouldn't you ask 'purrmission' before getting on someone like this?" He shifted until he could reach up and grab Kano's hands by the wrists. "Heavy.." Okay, no, not actually, but to Hibiya, he was... "You might crush me to death..!"
"I think I’ve been pretty normal today considering how you’ve been acting today Kano! First you think you’re a cat and now you look like Hibiya and can’t remember anything!" Maybe his earlier thought wasn’t looking too far off after all. Maybe Hibiya really thought he was Kano the way Kano thought he was a cat!
There was only one way to find out who was the real Kano here.
"Okay, so you weren’t a cat! Haha, I must have been imagining things. But! Tell me where the three of us usually sleep in our apartment again? I think I forgot!" Hibiya wouldn’t know this, right?
He hadn't done anything too weird today, right? Not that he could remember. He furrowed his eyebrows and tried to think on it, but nope, nothing was coming to him. Seto really was being strange. You'd think that a guy like him would know better, but apparently not--
Okay, no, maybe he actually was right, but Hibiya wasn't going to openly say that since 1) he didn't know he was being questioned like this and 2) he really thought he was Kano. Why would he not understand his own identity?
...He really didn't know the answer to the question. Huh, that was weird, but it was okay. He'd answer differently.
"What-- I can't believe that you would forget about something like this. I thought what we had as roommates was special, but now you've just broken my poor maiden heart, Seto..!"
So obviously heartbroken.
Kids these days!!! There was no imposters here, get your traitor shenanigans outta here. Though as Kano gave a nod to the male’s words, he could only pat the brunette on the head. He could have been very fickle but then again, cats always took a liking to what they found amusing.
A shrug of his shoulders as he sat down right in front of the other, legs crossed as he laughed softly. “Whatever you pawfer, I don’t mind which way you go about it. All I want is a scratch behind my ears and maybe for you to carry me.”
Nailed it.
Seeing the other sit down on the ground was pretty confusing, but at least he wasn't touching his head anymore... Not that he really minded! Physical contact wasn't that bad, right... Not right now anyway. At least, that's how he thought he was supposed to react.
Although everything got stranger at his next words. What was he even saying? Behind the ears? Carry him? Was that even possible?
"I can try! Just for you!" Normally, this would have been an immediate no, but... this time was different.
So Hibiya would bend down and wrap his arms around Kano, attempting to pick him up but, alas, he couldn't. The pains of being short...
"Well I think so, you look exactly like Hibiya!" The idea that it really was Hibiya was still present somewhere in the back of Seto’s mind, but it really didn’t seem likely. He wouldn’t act this way, would he? Even with Kano it was at least plausible that he would pretend to be a cat, but Hibiya acting like Kano was a bit much.
"Huh? Don’t you remember? Just an hour ago I gave you a bowl of milk and you were making meow puns! You can’t deceive me out of this!"
"No, I don't! You're being the weird one now. Maybe it's time for Kido to start picking on someone else instead, huh?" OK, actually, for some reason, he had no memory of what it felt like to be hit by Kido, but he had been before, right??? Weird.... This was definitely too strange and-- what.
Even for him, pretending to be a cat would be ridiculous. "No, I don't remember? Haha, that's too.... Don't you think that sounds a bit too ridiculous? You've been spending too much time with the animals, Seto! I don't even care for milk that much." Obviously as you can see by his growth, bye Kano.
“Eh? But if you’re not Hibiya then… Ka… no…?"
"It’s not my fault if I mistake you for someone else when you use your eyes, you know! Ah, but weren’t you a cat before?"
"Use my eyes? Am I doing that, though?" No, really, he wasn't, but he didn't know what Seto was talking about. Maybe he was just being stupid or maybe he REALLY did need glasses???
In any case, Kano felt (somewhat) sad since he wasn't THAT short, you know, at least not as short as Hibiya..
"A cat? That sounds silly, Seto! Haha, I knew you were a jokester but you can really knock it off now! If I were to be a cat, don't you think I would have approached you differently?"

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"It’s a funny word, you can twist it and purrfectly toy with it any way that you want! I feel inclined in using it."
"Is that so-- well!"
"If you think of it that way, then I suppose I could love you." Whoever this even was. Smh. He was obviously Kano here so he had no idea who this person (see: imposter) could be.
And on the topic of loving him, it was, of course, only temporary. He had too many people to see, too many people to please (alternatively: people to please who he secretly knew would hate the real him, right--).
He was Kano after all.
"Please love me." Read as please pick him up and scratch behind his ears because lol cat!!!!
I can't pick you up stop I'm too small.
"Love is an awfully strong word you know. Are you sure you should be using it?"
You are Kano.
"I'm Kano?"
"Well, isn't that obvious-- it's not like I could just change identities, huh, anon? That'd be pretty deceptive of me!"
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Being a dad seemed to come with a lot of requirements — good thing Caster had a few aces up her sleeve!
"I think I would! Though I’m not an idol, nor can I sing or dance, I have several plays in my name. A legend which is known far and wide, plus I can do magic!"
"And I can cook!"
No! Stumped again... How dare she... Hibiya had never had so many troubles so far in his life-- okay, that was just him being dramatic. He'd had way worse than this. But now, as of recently, he had a trap card. Even if he didn't exactly understand what it meant, he would use it.
"...Sure, you can do all of those things, but can you--"
If there were a table, he would have slammed his hands down on it at this very moment. Unfortunately, there was not, so no needed effects were added.
"--give him the talk?!"
Seriously though. What even was that.
"Eeeh? You’re almost making it seem like you’re giving up!"
Half the fun of running was competition! The adrenaline of counting the votes! —The joy you feel when you are chosen by the majority!
"Y-yes, that’d be him, but! You can’t give up! If things go well for you, you could be the dad and I could be the extra dad, you know!"
The poor boy! He was probably so excited he couldn’t even show it with his face! And now he was holding back, too! That simply wouldn’t do— they would be rivals, friendly rivals for the spot but rivals nonetheless!
"Though if I’m dad number two… can we get someone else to do the talk?"
Rivals?! No, no, on the contrary! Hibiya didn't even actually want to be Aoba's dad! He just didn't want to lose this new found competition, except if he won, that would mean he actually had to do stuff... So being the extra dad was definitely the spot for him!
"W--wait! Hold on a second! I'm fine with being the extra dad... I mean, that sounds lame, but we could even call it Vice Dad instead! What do you say? If I actually get to be the real dad, then you can be my Vice Dad instead, but for now... This is fine!"
Yeah, he definitely wasn't running for the actual thing, but he would help Sonico in her mission! After all, he had to! He didn't want to see her lose! It was his new go--
....The talk? "Eh, the talk, what do you mean?" He's never gotten the talk either actually or, at least, he's never heard it phrased that way..