i’m a baby, i’m 0 years old

The reasons for why men kill their partners and themselves point to all the connected causes (financial stress, increased access to guns, etc) but never to like, THEE reason. Which is abusive men think they own women and children, and misogyny. But America is allergic to the words misogyny and femicide, so we can't get to the bottom of it

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.