eddie was always pretty personable but more in the way where where if he had a bad day, people still knew to look out for it. it was pretty useful for when he decided to play his guitar on the street to make some extra money. so he wasn’t financially stable yet. sue him. “hey” he called out as he was packing his things away. “you dropped something,” he glanced over his shoulder at the person who had just passed behind him as he motioned vaguely to the ground behind him.
han glances back at eddie’s words , looking down at the offending object with a frown . “ so i did , ” he says . “ thanks . ” he picks it up somewhat reluctantly , tucks it into his jacket pocket gingerly . “ how’d you go today ? ” he asks , “ steal any more of my customers ? play any cool songs ? ” it’s somewhat genuine — of course it is , he likes eddie ( though he’d never admit it ) — but it’s also a little to distract from the particular thing he dropped . he should really be grateful , he supposes , that it’s eddie & not one of the people who’ll actually know what it is . doesn’t need anyone asking him about force bullshit today ( or ever ) .
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“ is it a terrible idea to bleach my hair ?? ” ANNA thought out loud. before the other could answer , she shook her head. “ just like … a little streak , ” she motioned to a section of her scalp. obviously it’d be a shame to ruin her iconic strawberry locks , but she wondered if she could somehow recreate the white streak she had for years. she weirdly missed it , and she may have watched a few too many video ‘ tutorials ’ recently. “ i’ve seen people do it in their bathroom. i could do that , i think … ”
“ i say go for it , ” kingo says with a shrug . “ worst comes to worst , you have to comb your hair differently for a while until it grows out , you know ? life is more fun when you try new things . ” and there , they’re speaking from experience . acting was a ‘ new thing ’ for them once upon a time , but now it’s an irreplaceable part of who kingo is . “ don’t do it by yourself , though , ” they say . “ better to have a friend with you to help . ”
han is sitting at his makeshift desk , trying ( and failing ) to do the accounting — chewie was always the brains of the operation on the falcon , especially given han never actually received a formal education — when there’s a knock on the door . he yells a quick “ come in ” & spins himself around to face the intruder . “ before you tell me what needs fixing this time , are you any good at maths ? ”
kumail nanjiani & agender & he/they & seven thousand plus ┊ well, well, well, if it isn't KINGO — the eternal from EARTH who arrived in origin one year ago and is a tailor. their fellow residents would describe kingo as charismatic & observant but judgemental & pessimistic, and associate them with colourful embroidered bomber jackets, blindingly bright stage lights, finger guns aimed with intent rather than mischief.
statistics .
full name : kingo
nicknames : none
age : somewhere above 7000
date of birth : n/a
gender : n/a
pronouns : he / they
species : eternal
orientation : bisexual
occupation : tailor, actor, producer
face claim : kumail nanjiani
biography .
the first thing he remembers is the domo , awakening in the central room alongside all the other eternals . then battling the deviants , helping humanity grow ...
well , they didn’t do much of the ‘ helping humanity grow ’ . there’s only so much a guy who shoots energy blasts out of their hands can do , and kingo’s never claimed to be especially good at manual labour .
thousands of years is a long , long time to be sort of useless for . sure , he was plenty useful in battles with the deviants , and great for excavation , but he never contributed anything to social development — in his own words , at least .
they don’t precisely recall which of the others suggested taking up acting . but it was a wonderful suggestion — the naturally dramatic & flamboyant kingo thrived in theatre ( and later cinema ) , taking the opportunity to invent new identities every few decades or so & creating a dynasty of philanthropic actors .
going his own separate way for a few centuries was nice — but of course it didn’t last . the other eternals arrived , bringing news of more deviants , ajak’s death & the impending birth of a celestial .
they’re not proud of the way they handled their conflicting feelings about saving humanity vs opposing their longtime friend ikaris , the argument over whether to prevent the creation of new planets for the sake of saving this one . kingo’s not really an existential debates kind of person , but completely opting out seems like it was the wrong call .
oh yeah — and then he took one step , opened one door , and all of a sudden was in a completely different world .
it’s only been a year , but they’ve already decided that here is pretty nice . sure , there’s no burgeoning film industry to support , but there’s plenty of other things to do , and less people to judge them .
they took up tailoring , having already had a lot of experience with customising costumes & clothes for their own use — it wasn’t much of a stretch to extend that to other things as well .
misc .
main canon divergence is that kingo isn’t a bollywood actor , rather has dabbled in theatre & emerging film industries ( so , probably was involved in bollywood for a while , but it’s on its own two feet now , it doesn’t need the star power of the ‘ kingo dynasty ’ ) .
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wang ziyi & cis man & he/him & twenty-eight ┊ well, well, well, if it isn't HAN SOLO — the force-sensitive human from CORELLIA who arrived in origin five years ago and is a mechanic. their fellow residents would describe han as loyal & intuitive but callous & cynical, and associate them with a sturdy leather jacket stained with motor oil, the face of someone who’s thoroughly confused but going along with it anyway, feeling at home in any environment so long as there’s a wrench in his hand.
statistics .
full name : han solo
nicknames : none
age : twenty-eight
date of birth : 23 bby
gender : cis man
pronouns : he / him
species : force-sensitive human
orientation : bisexual
home planet : corellia
occupation : ex-smuggler, mechanic
face claim : wang ziyi
biography .
born on corellia three years before the fall of the republic , to a pair of labourers who worked in the shipyards , han had an ordinary enough childhood — learning his parents’ trade by watching them work , menacing the surrounding streets with his same-age friends , building makeshift racing skiffs ...
until his parents died , and han found himself falling in with the gangs of corellia . the white worms , in particular , found the young child with mechanical skills incredibly valuable — but , well . being a twelve-year-old in a gang on an empire-occupied planet ... not exactly fantastic . so , naturally , as soon as he was old enough to pass for an adult ( fourteen , when he had a growth spurt ) han ran off from the gang & joined the tie pilot academy .
that went ... alright . han has always been a good pilot — good reflexes , the ability to act fast in a crisis , a healthy disregard for personal safety ... but after disregarding orders one too many times , he got expelled & sent to the imperial armour corps ( stormtroopers ) .
shortly after being conscripted , han defected . to be fair , they’d been given a day of leave in a port , he’d never actually wanted to be a footsoldier , and he’d just figured out that he may or may not be force-sensitive — so running from the empire seemed like the smartest option .
got into smuggling , went through some Shenanigans to acquire a best friend ( chewbacca ) and a ship ( the falcon ) , confirmed that he was in fact force-sensitive & should probably run away very fast from any and all signs of the empire , which suited him just fine ‘cause he was probably also wanted for being a deserter !
became Iconic in smuggling circles for being epic & making the kessel run in less than twelve parsecs ( long story , don’t ask ) , pissed off the jabba the hutt , gave a jedi and a farm boy a lift & got roped into the wildest story since the fall of the republic ! rescued a princess , helped blow up a planet-destroying space station , got a medal .
was going to get some fresh air after all the celebrations and stuff , opened a door & found himself in origin . it was very confusing at first , and mildly stressful ( knowing that his friends could be trying to find him to no avail , realising he was here alone ) but [ connection ! ] helped him find his feet . it helped that there was no risk of bounty hunters for an angry hutt finding him here — so he moved on , mostly getting over possibly never seeing chewbacca again , and set up a new life as a mechanic .
oh yeah , and honed his force-sensitivity . mostly by accident .
misc .
so yes , force-sensitive han solo !! does not change that much tbh , just confirms his belief that bullshit will not leave him alone . i’ve also aged him down bc a) if he were force-sensitive and the jedi were still around he might have been sent to the temple and b) i simply think that realistically if han were that much older than leia he wld see her as a little sister .
he doesn’t miss his universe . he misses his friends — the universe can get stuffed .
han is often accused of cheating at cards , but doesn’t . he’s just really good at counting cards & making lucky guesses
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