The Hearse Wants What It Wants

Rough condition. No title. Asking price $5200.

Sure to draw the eye, this DeVille captures both our hearts and imaginations with its fanciful (if nonfunctional) hood decor. Asking price $5000.

In possession of the reviled Northstar V8, this hearse is a complete, running example of 2000s Cadillac's finest engineering.

It should be noted that the hood scoop and zoomies bolted to the hood appear to be entirely nonfunctional.

Wearing its own burial shroud, this '66 Superior hearse needs love but has good bones. Asking price $5000.

Though cosmetically rough, the larger elements of the funeral car appear to be a solid base for a proper restoration.

Nothing more classic in the world of cheap hearses than a ratty 80s Fleetwood. Asking price $2500.

Even from just the handful of documentation in the sales listing it becomes apparent that this funeral car is in desperate need of a refinishing.

Do note the air cleaners peeping out from their hole in the hood, a detail that is sure to appeal to anyone who wishes, as the listing says, to "tow her home and be your local oddities / goth / weirdo /creep etc."

Many hearses we've posted here on Hearseposting meet the definition of "needs love" but few more than this Fleetwood, which needs an auto glass technician as well. Asking price $2000.

Seller notes that they can load this funeral car on a trailer for the lucky buyer or deliver locally for an added fee.

The description also suggests this hearse be used as a halloween decoration. Nothing is spookier than tetanus, after all.

This well loved hearse comes in a soothing blue and with honest charm. Asking Price $4000 or best offer.

Skeleton (named "Mike DeBone") and casket included with purchase.

Seller claims that the funeral car is mechanically solid, with only minor fixes needed.

This gem comes in fantastic shape with some interesting cosmetic upgrades. Asking price $16500.

Note the hand-painted roses on the fenders and Angus Scrimm's visage decorating the rear door.

The highlight of this funeral car is, of course, the lanterns and wrought iron front bash bar protecting the grille and radiator from any ghouls who might throw themselves in front of this magestic machine.

In need of complete restoration, this hearse isn't dead yet. Asking price $3750.

Comes with original engine and transmission, according to seller.

This shining example assuredly has most of the good parts covered by snow. Asking price $14000.

Admittedly an attractive bodystyle, this hearse was allegedly running when parked several years ago.

Note the delightful patina and chrome finishings. Extra parts for the funeral car are stored in the interior and come with the sale according to the listing.

Finished in the stunning florentine gold, this hearse is 1 of 10 gold edition Centennial Anniversary S&S hearses produced according to the seller. Asking price $23500.

A delight to behold, this hearse appears in mint condition, both cosmetically and mechanically sound.

Nissan Presidents imported to the United States are generally absolute lookers, and this one is no exception. Asking price $10500.

With pristine exterior and interior, this hearse is sure to catch eyes and win hearts with its beautifully decorated rear section and mint condition interior.

Though thoroughly un-aerodynamic, note the craftsmanship on the roof and corner carvings.

Though this example needs some love, the Buick hearses of the 90s were some of the most attractive examples on the road. Asking price $3000.

In fair conditions from the listing photos, this hearse could clean up nicely for the right owner.

Though titled as a 1992 vehicle, the (detachable part of this) hearse conversion was only constructed in 2023. Asking price $19500, or $13000 for the "hearse" trailer alone and $8500 for the Sportster by itself.

Seller notes that the hearse will fit "super sized casket," though visual estimates indicate that one could transport small livestock in a pinch if needed.

Note the custom interior and casket rollers.

This beautiful blue example brings a pop of color to the funeral car landscape and comes in pristine-but-used condition. Asking price $8700.

Though showing signs of use, both the interior and exterior of this hearse are practically showroom quality and can be made to be so with just a little cleanup.

Note the interesting brushed velvet texture on the rear of the hearse, in white that contrasts pleasantly with the vibrant blue finish.

Often listings here will showcase hearses that look good in "ratty" condition, but never any as ratty as this rat rod Model T hearse. Asking price $15000.

With all the decor you'd expect of a Dragula, this "Riggermortis" this hotrodded T has all the ghoulish style you could ever need.

Perhaps the dreamiest spec for a hearse of this vintage. Asking price $10000.

Note the gorgeous detail on the upholstery.

The wheels are aftermarket, but elevate an already cosmetically gorgeous funeral car.