Headphorn 101

Headphorn 101. UE6000 headphones are like coy coeds. Tame and naturally laid back but they go all wild and party when juiced up.

Headphorn 101. The giant Sony MDR-XB700 Extra Bass Headphones. Big. Black. Badass.

Headphorn 101. Koss PortaPros are the Traci Lords of headphones. Enough said. #80'sClassic

Headphorn 101. Sennheiser HD598 is like fooling around in the back of your pop's luxury car. Plush soft beige seats, wooden trimmings, roomy interior, cool AC, topnotch sound system playing cool jazz and the London Symphony Orchestra flawlessly minus the annoying subwoofers that will scare the dogs. #ThanksNotDubstep

Headphorn 101. Soul SL150's are like high class hookers. Overpriced, gorgeous, soft, non-fatiguing and there's a lot of thumping involved. Too bad, there's not enough sparkle to call it true love. #TooDubstep

Headphorn 101. Grado SR80i’s are like anorexic pornstars. Superbly tight and flexible with a full top but they can’t massively shake that low end. #NotDubstep