#sennheiser

in ear bluetooth headphones (sennheiser 4th gen): you are a pain i my ass i only have you because phone requires me to but i can not fault you for that, also you work with my earcuffs so youre a welcome acquaintance. you have little personality but suppose you are to small to properly fit anything in there.

headphones (wired, don't know the model): a shield for me from the world works with all my devices (except phone the little bastard). functional and beloved. the soul of an alcoholic though.

phone (old one, j5): all functions working you are still alive despite it all. All those years and yet i have had to give up on you my old lady... yo no fault of your own of course. I still appreciate using you from time to time when your bastard brother decides to be a pain. You have all your functions but they have grown slow. enjoy your well deserved retirement dear one. Again your essence is of a small old but joyful lady with many cats.

cd/dvd runner/ burner (a thinkpad ultraslim): you have been in my family before i was even old enough to start using you. you have served our family well and will continue to for many years i am sure. whether its burning dubious dvds and cd or watching movies you have done what you could. I am glad you are mine loved child. a strong mind you are.

camera (olympus c-300 zoom): You have been alive for longer than i was and also served my family for 2 generation. You still function as you should. The picture you take remain beautiful and i will always cherish you as a respected companion. Elan of an adventurer who even in old age will still go no matter what.

Mp3 player(there is no model its on its own): Oh you little wild card the 10 buck i paid for you have sure brought us through the years. A mischievous spirit. whether its going through the washing machine or being left in the snow for a night you have beat the odds and survived. All you do is to spite people and i am so here for it.

Discman (panasonic anti shock memory II): a relative newcomer yet already so high. You allow me to carry stories with me wherever i go. i can not fault you for your little hiccups for you are pre loved. I am sorry i could not save you from batteries damage but i know you will make it through for you are stronger than you know and you will achieve great things. You're substance is of undiscovered strength.

Nintendo (3ds XL): A warrior and a Showmaker, no matter what little me did to you, you remained. I am sorry for the damage i caused to your shoulder but im glad you remain with me. A caring, strong but kind psyche. greatly have you served me through long car rides and boring weekends, your games remain many and all off them are well loved i could not bear to lose you dear child.

Headphones (over ear, sennheisser gen3): My shield and my sword. you have brought me art as well as shielded me from the noise of the world which i so hate. You're quintessence is nochalant but deep down i know you care. I have brought you many places and you will continue to come with me everywhere i go no matter what i do. you are a tool which knows to serve their purpose. i could not trade you if i tried my good friend.

laptop (thinkpad):Also a relative newcomer but that does not mean a thing my child. You are a hardworking one, you bring me basic access in ways the GODDAMN PHONE could never even hope to if it tried, not that it does ofc. your machine spirit is a gentle and caring one and i thank you for your services of helping me navigate the great sea that is the internet and i hope you will have an as glorious live as the one you clearly work so hard for. The mind of discovery itself.