If you find it absolutely necessary to intrude upon my solitude, consider this your begrudging greeting. Listen carefully for I won’t be repeating myself.
Name: Severus Snape
Identity: Masc Nonbinary | Autistic | Sleep Deprived
Relationship: Not of relevance.
@sneppu is my beloved friend who I care about very deeply.
About Me
➤ I have a particularly keen interest in Potions Making, Dark arts, and Criminology, though I doubt these pursuits would captivate those of lesser intellect.
➤ Main Fandoms: Harry Potter, Supernatural, Gravity Falls, Good Omens, Lord of the Rings, Loki.
➤ This blog is primarily centered around Harry Potter; I do not support the insipid views of J.K. Rowling, whose opinions are as tiresome as they are misguided and long since lost their merit.
Favorites
Characters I can tolerate:
— Lucius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Xenophilous Lovegood, Rubeus Hagrid, Minerva McGonagall and a couple others.
Characters I hold in utter contempt:
— James Potter and Dolores Umbridge.
Ships
Ships I Can Endure:
— Snucius, Snupin, Snack and a couple others.
Ships I Find Patently Absurd:
— Honestly, just don’t ship me with Umbridge. I will block you. (Unless you’re @sneppu)
A Word of Caution
— Although, my first language is English; you can still expect the occasional grammatical error. Corrections may be offered, but do so at your own risk
— My patience for ignorance is limited.
— If my opinions offend your delicate sensibilities, I suggest you take the more prudent path of blocking me rather than engaging in futile disputes.
If You Dare to Approach
— Should you wish to engage in discourse with me that requires a modicum of intelligence, you may join @ollywander’s discord server. I also have my own discord server.
Until our paths cross again, remember: Even the most insufferable among us can occasionally display a shred of civility, though it is seldom expected.
