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@headmaster-tozu
Hello, students, strangers, and strange animals that somehow found phones, I am your humble yet glorious, magnificent as always, headmaster of Eden’s Garden Academy, Tozu! I shall be here for correspondence as needed, as well as to watch the online behaviour of any currently attending students, after some complaints (somehow) made their way to my desk.
Do not hesitate to ask if something is needed, I am available at all reasonable times.
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finally finished the last of the assignments i had to catch up on from being sick. it's like my cage has been opened
Congratulations, Miss Tsunaka, a shining example of an exemplary work ethic!
Now if only your cohorts would catch up as quickly…
I hope none of your students do their assignments. I hope they all get together and reenact the Ides of March with you as Julius Caesar.
Oh, they wouldn’t do that with me. They did that with our historian student, Ulysses, a fee years back though.
Though, if I am to play the role of Caesar, it’s only appropriate I conquer your kingdom first.
Well, I do believe that would be considered attempted murder! I’ll suggest your group of Ultimates for the next AUM killing game!
And I’ll suggest your fuzzy behind to animal control. My ultimates are not something for you to reach your little claws into, not that you could at your height anyhow.
finally finished the last of the assignments i had to catch up on from being sick. it's like my cage has been opened
Congratulations, Miss Tsunaka, a shining example of an exemplary work ethic!
Now if only your cohorts would catch up as quickly…
I hope none of your students do their assignments. I hope they all get together and reenact the Ides of March with you as Julius Caesar.
Oh, they wouldn’t do that with me. They did that with our historian student, Ulysses, a fee years back though.
Though, if I am to play the role of Caesar, it’s only appropriate I conquer your kingdom first.
They’re trying to make me wear this to an AUM meeting. I’m going to kill everyone.
What a wonderful day it is, kids are learning, grass is blowing, and I have nothing to do after the schoolday ends! I do believe I’ll go out and do something nice.
…scratch that, I have just been informed of a mountain of paperwork pertaining to some extracurriculars. Sigh.
If you do run out of work to do, the AUM will always be here to give you some more problems!
You would think the postal service would catch your bombs before they’re delivered.
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finally finished the last of the assignments i had to catch up on from being sick. it's like my cage has been opened
Congratulations, Miss Tsunaka, a shining example of an exemplary work ethic!
Now if only your cohorts would catch up as quickly…
What a wonderful day it is, kids are learning, grass is blowing, and I have nothing to do after the schoolday ends! I do believe I’ll go out and do something nice.
…scratch that, I have just been informed of a mountain of paperwork pertaining to some extracurriculars. Sigh.
Which explosives I’d use to blow up specific Ultimates!
Shinku Kutsuki - C-4, RDX, TNT, PETN, Nitroglycerin, Dynamite, HMX, Gunpowder, Nitrocellulose, ANFO, Ammonium Nitrate, Lead Azide, Dry Picric Acid, Benzoyl Peroxide, Smoke Grenades, Mercury Fulminate, and maybe some Lead Styphnate!
Lyra Shatel - HMX
Ezekiel Elias - Dynamite
Takiko Uchiyama - Gunpowder
Dracul Tremblay - Landmines
Alora Alenius - RDX
Taka Takahiro - Fireworks
Ismene Circe - Byzantine Hand Grenades
Fu Wang - DEADCAT
Asuga Saintil - Flash Powder
Mint Byrne - Nitrostarch
Maiko Yuzuki - Smoke Grenades
Where did Kai go. His blog is gone.
I do believe your fellow classmate has had his internet presence stripped of him, though I do not know the reason why. Perhaps ask him to create another account, or appeal to the lowly, decrepit moderators of this internet forum archive to recoup his losses.
can you restock the vending machines already? went to go get myself a dr pepper and was unpleasantly greeted by the sight of it being empty
-@system-wiped
Ms. Gale, the machines restocking is not my utmost priority, but you will be happy to know it’s done on a weekly basis, and, in fact, was done this morning. I cannot control the popularity of certain items, however, so you’ll simply have to wait until next Friday.
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Um. I am going into hiding. Goodbye Tumblr
I will protect you.
Thank you my snake （╹◡╹）♡
Would this be a good time to mention we still have some explosives left over?
For what is hopefully the last time, stop sending explosives to our ultimates. Not only is it rather annoying to have to disarm the mail every time we receive a package, but it is also incredibly dangerous to the lives and well being of our faculty and students. This also goes for graduates and ultimates from other academies, because, and I should not have to spell this out for you, murder is wrong and will only cause your message of… anti-ultimates to be seen as terrorism (Which, let us be perfectly honest, it is.)
Now then, I can already anticipate you have not read a single word of what I typed out, so I’ve also taken the leisure to send a few of your miscellaneous packages back to sender.
Are you even qualified to be a headmaster? You don’t seem like a very good one to me!
Even though my talent is one of the arts, I can assure you I am verily qualified to be an educator of the next generation! What folly it would be for me to be hired without any expertise in an area. If you believe ultimates can only remain in the domain of their talent, then I’d imagine miss Tsunaka would have a word or two for you.
I guess we’ll just send all the explosives we planned to send to you to Shinku Kutsuki instead, if you really insist!
Well. I. Would recommend not doing that. However, I am equally not in any kind of position to be able to stop you-!
Um. I am going into hiding. Goodbye Tumblr
I will protect you.
Thank you my snake （╹◡╹）♡
Would this be a good time to mention we still have some explosives left over?
For what is hopefully the last time, stop sending explosives to our ultimates. Not only is it rather annoying to have to disarm the mail every time we receive a package, but it is also incredibly dangerous to the lives and well being of our faculty and students. This also goes for graduates and ultimates from other academies, because, and I should not have to spell this out for you, murder is wrong and will only cause your message of… anti-ultimates to be seen as terrorism (Which, let us be perfectly honest, it is.)
Now then, I can already anticipate you have not read a single word of what I typed out, so I’ve also taken the leisure to send a few of your miscellaneous packages back to sender.
Are you even qualified to be a headmaster? You don’t seem like a very good one to me!
Even though my talent is one of the arts, I can assure you I am verily qualified to be an educator of the next generation! What folly it would be for me to be hired without any expertise in an area. If you believe ultimates can only remain in the domain of their talent, then I’d imagine miss Tsunaka would have a word or two for you.
Um. I am going into hiding. Goodbye Tumblr
I will protect you.
Thank you my snake （╹◡╹）♡
Would this be a good time to mention we still have some explosives left over?
For what is hopefully the last time, stop sending explosives to our ultimates. Not only is it rather annoying to have to disarm the mail every time we receive a package, but it is also incredibly dangerous to the lives and well being of our faculty and students. This also goes for graduates and ultimates from other academies, because, and I should not have to spell this out for you, murder is wrong and will only cause your message of… anti-ultimates to be seen as terrorism (Which, let us be perfectly honest, it is.)
Now then, I can already anticipate you have not read a single word of what I typed out, so I’ve also taken the leisure to send a few of your miscellaneous packages back to sender.
I have seen many posts on this platform about both a missing dog and a disease spreading around the school. I have come online to say that we are aware of these issues and are doing our best to mediate them in the meanwhile, including keeping away from ill students and ensuring the public is not made susceptible to this disease. As for the missing mutt, it is out of our control, and we ask that students bringing animals on-campus do so with caution, lest they become lost to the great beyond outside our prestigious halls.
Why are you referring to the Ultimate Dog as a mutt? This isn’t going to make Missile come back!
Ah, my apologies, Monteago, I should refer to it with more tact, should I not?
Though, it should be noted that dogs lack the ability to read tumblr posts, and as such, calling Missile by a less than savoury canine name will not impede nor accelerate your search.
The dog literally has a tumblr. It just posts “arf” but I think it can read
Who gave the canine an electronic device…
Ah, I… see. Well then, Missile has exceeded my expectations. Bravo, doggo, you are officially hereby declared the ‘bestest boy’.
I have seen many posts on this platform about both a missing dog and a disease spreading around the school. I have come online to say that we are aware of these issues and are doing our best to mediate them in the meanwhile, including keeping away from ill students and ensuring the public is not made susceptible to this disease. As for the missing mutt, it is out of our control, and we ask that students bringing animals on-campus do so with caution, lest they become lost to the great beyond outside our prestigious halls.
Why are you referring to the Ultimate Dog as a mutt? This isn’t going to make Missile come back!
Ah, my apologies, Monteago, I should refer to it with more tact, should I not?
Though, it should be noted that dogs lack the ability to read tumblr posts, and as such, calling Missile by a less than savoury canine name will not impede nor accelerate your search.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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I have seen many posts on this platform about both a missing dog and a disease spreading around the school. I have come online to say that we are aware of these issues and are doing our best to mediate them in the meanwhile, including keeping away from ill students and ensuring the public is not made susceptible to this disease. As for the missing mutt, it is out of our control, and we ask that students bringing animals on-campus do so with caution, lest they become lost to the great beyond outside our prestigious halls.
Why the fuck do I get, at most, 2 days of peace. Oh my god Shinku Kutsuki was right I need to just leave this fucking school
As in... the writer?
Yes. We’re friends.
Oh, I see... I have seen some non-EGA Ultimates on here too. The Ultimate Classicist and the Ultimate Herbalist I think...?
They also have another (worse) debater, stuntman, tv personality, voice actor, and maybe more???????
I mean... I don't know anything about the other Ultimate Debater, so... Hm.
‘Sup
Name’s Lyra Shatel, 21, Ultimate Debater and doing hot-girl shit
Ah, nice to meet you... My name is Eloise Taulner, the Ultimate Fencer.
