August

I told my mom I liked more things than just Hannibal and Dan and Phil and she said “do you? Do you?”

I got bored and saw TIT and decided to watch it again, I didn’t mean to watch the whole thing but then I realized I had and I don’t regret it

You guys are my friends by the way like the only person I can yap about Dan and Phil with is my ex (no thanks) so I consider all of you my friends and we can be phannies together

Dan Howell I will fight you for Phil I want him he is genuinely so attractive and everyone thinks I’m crazy but the more I look at him the more attractive he gets

Follow my dnp tiktok account! @adamisnotonfire (my name isn’t Adam but you’re welcome to call me it, it’s mainly so people irl can’t find me as easily)

Grabby hands Howell is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my life

I lowkey love when I’m just relaxing and I get a tiktok about Dan and Phil and my brain just like speeds up and I just completely hyperfixate on them for hours at a time and it’s so bad but so fun at the same time like yes let me consume every piece of Dan and Phil content ever at an inhumane rate, before I eventually go back to normal and only consume a bit of content at a normal rate

Going to the gym with my friends for the first time today… my motivation is going home it watch Dan and Phil after

Nothing makes me more angry than seeing my cousin get into alt music when she used to bully me for being into it… also how are you going to be maga and larp Green Day

AP scores come out tomorrow… one of my punishments is no Dan and Phil for a day if I get a 2 on APUSH so let’s hope that DOESN’T happen