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OML!! I’m playing that rn! I just finished Van’s route and all of the triangle date things! I’m doing Victor’s atm!

PLEASE SPAM ME WITH COLLAR X MALICE AND CODE: REALIZE AND ALL OF THE OTHER WONDERFUL GAMES AHH!!! IVE MISSED YOU AND NEED THIS TO FEEL BETTER!!

WHY DIDNT I GET NOTIFIED THAT YOU WERE SENDING ME ASKS!!!!

I think I’m gonna come back to this because this week fucking sucked and my now ex-boyfriend that I’m in love with sucks and I’m fucking SICK!!!! (I’m also out of weed so I’ve had to use expired NyQuil to be able to sleep)

AH OML HI!! IVE MISSED YOU!!!

Ahhh I’m proud of youuu!! If you’re uncomfortable not being anon then you totally don’t have to make your account public, but I am proud!!

Anyway, ask and you shall receive ~~

Haircuts:

Amnesia -

Shin: Shin isn’t the type to have an issue with a haircut. He’s always had his mother cut his hair for him, just because it’s easier and if it looks bad then he can bitch about it. Normally it comes out fine though.

Ikki: Ikki used to be very, very particular about his hair and who touched it. As he got older he realized that it’ll grow back and started going to get his hair trimmed wherever, eventually ending up just doing it himself or having a friend help whenever it needs a trim.

Kent: Kent likes his hair a specific way and has gone to the same barber for his entire life, so by now, his hair always comes out perfect. He’ll normally go in about once a month or so, to make sure that it’s even and looking good at all times.

Toma: Toma loves his hair and doesn’t trust just anybody with cutting it. He usually does it himself or goes to high rated barber shops in town. He normally will get it cut every two or three months.

Ukyo: Ukyo never cuts his hair. He loves his hair more than life itself. The long hair makes him feel stronger and beautiful. It also is fun to play with and looks great just about all the time. He’s always been known for his long hair as well, he hasn’t had it cut in years other than trimming the dead ends to let it keep growing.

Code: Realize -

Lupin: Lupin is incredibly particular about his hair, when he gets it cut, he goes to the same person every time. He almost always lives in constant fear of his barber quitting as he is the only one who knows how Lupin likes his hair. The two times he went anywhere but his usual place, his hair was ‘ruined’ - aka, a little shorter than he likes it.

Van Helsing: Van is the type of person that only really trusts himself. When it’s time for him to get a haircut, he normally does it himself. He finds it simple until he reaches the back. By that point every time, he has to ask for help. Normally he goes to Saint or Victor since they’re the most competent of the group, other than Cardia that is.

Saint-Germain: Saint is the type of person do do things upon a whim. He’s never had a moment where he thought ‘wow, I need a haircut,’ he’s more just gone into any barbershop that catches his eye when his hair grows out a bit longer than usual.

Victor: Victor usually waits far too long to get his trimmed, normally it’s only when his hair becomes a nuisance to him, hanging in his eyes while he works. He’ll usually just have Cardia do it for him since she’s actually quite good at doing hair since she had to deal with her own by herself for her whole life.

Impey: Impey doesn’t get his hair cut often, usually he’ll trim the front pieces himself, but the rest he leaves long, simply because he likes the way it looks. He also likes when people play with it and braid it, so he may as well just keep it as is.

Collar x Malice -

Yanagi: Yanagi may seem like he’s uptight about his things and how he looks, but really, he doesn’t try much to make himself presentable unless it’s to impress others. He’ll usually get his hair trimmed every month or two at whatever barbershop is most convenient to him when he does decide that it’s time.

Sasazuka: Sasazuka is very uptight about his hair, he extensively researches any place he decides to go to, to ensure that his hair won’t be ruined by whoever happens to be the one touching his seaweed-like hair. Every once and a while he’ll let Ichika trim the front if it starts to hang in front of his eyes and become a bother.

Enomoto: Enomoto only cuts his hair about twice a year, trimming his bangs when they get in his way. He liked his hair long as it made him feel like a badass from history, especially with the eyepatch.

Okazaki: Okazaki is meticulous about his hair, though he may not seem like it. He gets it trimmed about once every two to three weeks. He says that he needs to make sure it stays out of his way and that’s the best way to do it.

I’m so sleep deprived that I think I’m dying - I haven’t gotten proper sleep in weeks send help.

This probably sucks because I’m so tired, but I love CxM so have these.

How they react to being called their first name:

Yanagi: Yanagi isn’t used to hearing ‘Aiji’ from anybody’s mouth. He hasn’t spoken to his family in so long that he can’t remember what it even sounded like. So when he hears that gentle, soft voice murmur from behind him in the cold winter air, his whole body starts with surprise as he turns around to find the girl he loves in just one of his oversized shirts, ‘are you coming back in soon?’ she asks, shivering from the breeze on her exposed skin. He smiles back at her and nods, making his way over to her and patting the top of her head and wrapping an arm around her shoulders, ‘yeah, let’s head in now. It’s too cold to go out in such light clothes.’

Sasazuka: Sasazuka tries to get his lover to call him by his given name often, but she says that it doesn’t feel right to do such a thing. Of course it aggravates him, he normally pulls the ‘I call you by your name! It’s not that difficult to say Takeru!’ card, but she still just won’t do it. It’s late one night when she thinks that he’s already asleep when she begins playing with his hair, ‘Takeru… Takeru… What if you don’t like the way it sounds when I say it…?’ she asks herself with worry, only for Sasazuka to smile, unable to suppress it, ‘you’re worried about that? Stupid cat, if it’s you of course I’ll love it,’ he kisses her sleepily before falling asleep for real.

Enomoto: Enomoto would call her by her first name all the time. He’s a massive hopeless romantic, so using given names is one of the things that he likes to do. At first it made her too nervous to just call him ‘Mineo’, it also felt like it was bad for her to be doing since she only ever called her family by their first names. When he says ‘I love you’ for the first time, it just seems to slip out of her mouth. ‘I love you too, Mineo!’ She gasps with tears welled in her eyes. He gets so excited that he can’t even talk, stammering out something that didn’t even resemble any kind of language.

Okazaki: Okazaki calls everybody by their given names, he’s a very chill person and it just comes naturally to him. He doesn’t mind when people don’t call him ‘Kei’, it’s unimportant to him whether or not his lover uses his first name or not. When she does, it’s completely unexpected. Getting hurt is Okazaki’s forté and when he gets shot (it was only in the thigh) on the job, the first one to come see him is her, rushing into his room as fast as she can, ‘Kei!’ she gasps as she grabs him and pulls him into a tight hug. His heart starts pounding at the sound of his name and he kisses her in attempt to expel the tight feeling he got in his chest from the sound of her voice.

Drunk Boys:

Shin: Shin would be a calm drunk, he’d be happy and giggly, but otherwise he would be pretty chill compared to his normal hot headed personality. He’s also not one to get drunk too easily, it takes quite a few drinks to throw him off, though, the more he drinks the nicer he seems to get. Most would say he’s an honest drunk because he says what he really means instead of rude remarks. His favorite drink would be something sweet, not necessarily fruity, but anything that isn’t bitter fits his tastes best. Probably Sangria would be his first choice if he could pick.

Ikki: Ikki is more of a clingy drunk, he likes to hang off of people and occasionally likes to party whether it’s with fifty people or only himself and a friend. The more drunk he gets, the more emotional he seems to be, saying plenty of dumb, sappy things to anybody that will listen. It could be seen as flirty at times, but usually it’s just him crying and saying how he feels. He has a pretty high tolerence and it takes a lot to get him drunk. His favorite drinks are strong, like a Zombie or Jungle Juice. He’ll drink anything that gives him a physical reaction from sipping it. The Zombie is probably his drink of choice.

Kent: Kent is a sappy, super romantic drunk. Anybody that happens to catch him in such a state will be subjected to lots of hugging and cuddling and lots of sappy words. He likes to be cuddled and held as well. Since Kent isn’t much of a drinker, the most he has is a glass of wine or some kind of fruity, girly drink, he’s a massive lightweight. It takes about two shots to knock him on his ass. He likes sweeter drinks, wines, Pina coladas, things of that sort. His drink of choice is normaly Moscato d’Asti, a sweet wine from Italy that he will have normally a glass of at night.

Toma: Toma is an anoyingly, outgoing, reckless drunk. He likes to do just about anything that screams danger when he’s drunk. If he doesn’t have somebody there to stop him, he’d practically run full speed off of a cliff just for the thrill of it. He’s okay at holding his liquor, he can have a normal amount before he starts to lose his senses. Toma likes hard liquor, the kinds of drinks that are normal. He likes whiskey and bourbon, but he is partial to sake.

Ukyo: Ukyo is a sleepy, cuddly drunk. He likes to cuddle up to whatever is most comfortable or convenient and take a long nap. He’s normally called a boring drunk if anything. He can’t hold his liquor to save his life, just a glass of wine is enough to get him buzzed. He likes gently, sweet drinks like a spiked Arnold Palmer or Campari and soda. His favorite is the Island Champagne Cocktail.