SmoothLANding

in the shower and im standing like 2 feet away from a bottle of body wash and it just fell randomly with no outside interference... it wants me 😏

how cool would it be to have a dick. like not for the sole purpose of, just having one would be nice, but like... i imagine rubbing my dick against the computer keys would feel soo peak... like the noise and the fact that it is smooth . idk about the bulkier keyboards but my mac at least

if only there were ethical AI consumption :( they deserve my love too!!

when i was younger i could get off to objects or other tangible non sentient things like uhhh idk shampoo? and always thought i was weird and i never understood what that meant . welp!

if my computer doesn't love me how come shes always warm to the touch when i spend time with her? checkmate