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kissing on front porches

kissing on the dancefloor

kissing in the water

kissing under an umbrella

kissing in the moonlight

kissing under a tree

kissing against walls

kissing on a plane

kissing in the shower

kissing in bed

kissing in the rain

kissing under the covers

kissing on a swing

kissing on the beach

kissing, lying in tall grass

kissing in a car

kissing on a couch

kissing on a ferris wheel

kissing in an abandoned building

kissing on the battlefield

kissing in dark corners

kissing on a train

kissing in an alley behind a bar

him but in a but NOT in a

loving way loving way

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Y/n : *texting Leon* Leon there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?

Y/n: pls hurry up I'm going to cry

Y/n: Leon

Y/n: Leon

Leon: Leon is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.

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Leon: "Y/n, is that my mug you’re drinking out of?"

Y/n: "No, it’s mine."

Leon: "It... looks just like the one I have..."

Y/n: "You don’t have one like this anymore."

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Leon: "You need to be more careful!"

Y/n, who was dragged into Leon's issue: "Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-"

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*Y/n and Leon are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff*

Y/n: "Oh my god, Leon, drive backwards!"

Leon: "Really, Y/n? I thought I might drive forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do!"

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Y/n: "Is that a gun?!"

Leon: "It's not what it looks like!"

Y/n: "It looks like a gun!"

Leon: "Okay, maybe it is what it looks like- but in my defense, it doesn't have anymore bullets, so I technically can't shoot it anymore."

Y/n: "...ANYMORE?!"

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Leon: "I like your new pants!"

Y/n: "Thanks, they were 50% off!

Leon: "I’d like them better if they were 100% off." *winks*

Y/n: "The store can’t just give away clothes for free."

Leon: "That’s… not what I meant."

Y/n: "That would be a terrible way to run a business, Leon."

So logically I know Leon wouldn’t be able to confide in the reader about his work life, confidentiality and safety and all that, but could you imagine if he did???

Headcanon layout of Leon X Reader being that gossipy couple that has no secrets

Spoilers for RE4R