hold tight

Did they at least get a good laugh out of it? 

Found a phone laying around. Did anyone happen to lose a phone? … With a pink sparkly, case?

Nope, sorry. Where'd you find it? 

Hey so is anybody ready to get their work out on? 

Working out is against my religion. No, I kid, But, c'mon. Working out isn't fun at all, I'd rather just sleep. 

Fingers crossed that no one lights a stage on fire, but if that does happen I'll pitch in and help you save up the money to replace it. 

I’m pretty sure it was just my rugged good looks, I haven’t become the worlds most famous lighting technician yet. Maybe some day I will have finally achieved my dreams. 

You never know, I've heard girls are extremely attracted to light technician's. Nah, I'm totally kidding, but it sounds like you're the world's most attractive lighting technician, ha. Well, until then. I'll keep my fingers crossed for you, and keep you in my prayers at night in hopes that your dreams do come true. 

You're an actual genius. I bet they'd believe me if I told them wardrobe was looking for the shirt, and if they didn't give it to me then I could always just pull the 'scream about them having an item from a famous person and watch the fans swarm' bit. You're too nice, Hazel -- wait, your name sounds really familiar. 

Sometimes I get genius ideas and question the fact that I'm still in College. I feel like the second one would be a lot more entertaining for you and everyone else around. So, I've been told, ha. Does it really? Maybe you've met a Hazel before but just don't remember who they are, because I'm pretty sure I would remember if I met you.

The fact that you can get girls practically swooning over you just by eating ice cream is insane. That just means that you've actually made it. Congrats. 

I really think he has those obessessive-compulsive behaviors and that one was his wednesday shirt. You know, because he has one for each day of the week? Fun, huh? Geez woman, I don’t get it.. okay, maybe over Kellin Quinn, but Ed Sheeran? Nah. I would be happy to give my shirt!

Don't they make pills for that? Maybe, you should just run up to him give him some type of medicine and then run away before he has the chance to hit you, or explode. Either, or. Oh, shh. I love Ed Sheeran, he's an insanely good song writer. My music taste is weird, I know. Well, then go at it. Just run out there and throw your shirt at a group of girls and watch them practically kill each other over it. 

Damn, that sounds like the exact kind of shirt I'd want. I doubt that they would just give it to me, especially with the possibility of it belonging to a more famous person. Uh, no not lame, just one of the few people who actually knows who I am.

Literally same, I knew I should've claimed it as my own. Or just grabbed the damn thing from her and ran. So? You're hot, and if that isn't a good enough reason, just tell them some bullshit story and say that so-and-so sent you out there to get it back for them, ha. Well, I'll give you a few months until you're starting your own World Tour, but I'm Hazel, and I'm a huge fan, really. 

I did, yeah. Please don’t ask me about his penis size. I get enough questions about that. Nice to meet you Hazel!

Damn, I was just getting ready to ask you that. Nah, I'm totally kidding, ha. But how do you even answer those type of questions, that'd be so awkward for me. You too, babe. 

I know, right? It seemed like a gorilla that had his bananas stolen from him recently. It was pretty messed up and I thought he was literally going to snap my neck when I asked what time it was. I could totally give mine away though.

Maybe he really liked that shirt, but honestly. I could never see myself getting that mad over a t-shirt, like unless Kellin Quinn or Ed Sheeran signed it. I wouldn't see the big deal. It's only a t-shirt. And I'm sure every girl would love that, and probably die at the thought, ha. 

Nope, babe. I'm sorry. You could maybe try the nearest drugstore? Or even tea helps. 

You’re absolutely adorable! What’s your name, sweetie?

Aw, shh. I might start turning beet red, I can't take compliments to save my life, but thank you, ha. I'm Hazel, and I think I've seen you before, I think. You dated Jake, right? Please say yes, so I don't feel incredibly stupid and embarrassed. 

I don’t dare, he seemed pretty pist and mean, he would hit the poor girl and that would be a huge problem. Let him be and let her be, maybe she was cold or something.

Aw, that's a shame. Fingers crossed no one ever steals a shirt from him, last thing we need is a severely injured fan. Maybe, or maybe she just wanted that shirt, because it was a pretty cool shirt. Not gonna lie.