⚠️SELFSHIP AHEAD⚠️

Hello! Welcome to Hazardous Selfship Imagines! If you didn’t read the caution labels before you entered then just know this is a selfshipping blog centered around imagines, scenarios, general talk, discussions, and gushes around said topic!

I prefer to not remain the focus but if you need a name to call me by, you can always refer to me as Hazmat!

⚠️Warning!⚠️

This blog is SFW, meaning that there will be no sexually explicit or inappropriate content! Despite this, the blog itself does not comply with OSHA standards.

Rules: For now, there aren’t any besides to keep asks sfw and to not submit any asks with topics such as Pedo/zoo/necrophilia, Incest, homo/transphobia in regards to perpetrating [Giving comfort to those affected by it doesn’t count as against the rules], threats of violence against anyone, or general unkindness. We may be in the danger zone but this blog will not be a hub for such behaviors! We also ask that to keep the comfort of nonsharers in mind, that the names of f/os not be mentioned, just to be polite!

⚠️CAUTION⚠️

This blog will contain content that could cause symptoms such as: Sudden increases in joy, smiling, fits of excited giggling, warmth in the cheek areas, pacing, and general delight! Proceed carefully!

⚠️ANSWER⚠️

It’s been a long day for you and your f/o; Either with working, schooling, house chores, tasks, maintenance, all sorts of things that needed to be done. It’s been such a tiresome day that neither of you are in the mood to make dinner.

Naturally, one of you suggests ordering out. It’s easier than cooking and you two have saved up enough casual spending money to justify some splurging on out food. What kind of food would you two order? Would it have to be from separate places or do you have similar tastes? Would it be fast food or restaurant food? Do you drive there or get delivery? And if it’s delivery, who has to answer the door?

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Thank you so very much! You are a very sweet individual! Funny thing about the theme, it’s actually not just a cool aesthetic but has two reasonings behind it.

One, it was done as a reversal to the “Blog looking cute but being genuinely triggering” design most people do when making blogs. I thought to myself that a blog calling itself hazardous and being covered in warning but actually posting cute, sweet imagines would be real clever!

You are scrolling online and you see one of those imagines. The ones that make you feel gross, unloved, and unwanted. And you sit there, feeling awful for a while… Until you notice your f/o lean over your shoulder and start reading it. Theirs eyes widen before they scoff [Or laugh] before declaring “As if I’d ever do or say something like that” in some form. Because being mean or hurting you? It’s completely and utterly ridiculous to them.

If you have a polycule of f/os, imagine then calling over the others and they all point and laugh at the post, mocking it for portraying them in such a way before they turn to you and make sure you know they love you more than anything in this world and that they’d never be so cruel to you.

For those with villainous/evil/morally grey/complex f/os who you feel aren’t exactly comforting types or ideal lovers for most scenarios or imagines [or even those who aren’t evil but not quite romantic types], take a moment to imagine how you change them. Your love, attention, presence, the mere vicinity of you seems to change them over time.

It’s not the dulling of their teeth and sanding down of their points, but rather the slow progression of their desire to love you and be there for you making them want to change and be the partner you need them to be. Getting little treats and trinkets and such that reminded them of you with a faux nonchalance, instinctively reaching for you if you are someone who craves physical touch often, keeping an eye out to make sure you’re not only safe but comfortable, all because they love you.

And one day, they can’t help but think to themselves with a smile “When did I become so… Nice?”

Your f/o loves you more than anything in the world. Every imperfection, every quirk, every little thing that makes you… you. So imagine what your f/o says whenever anyone asks what they like about you. What is their first response? Is it one thing they bring up, or does it devolve into a small ramble about all the things that make their heart skip a beat? What do they say that shows how much they love you?