hop.

This was DiCaprio’s first major role, and everyone was shocked at the red carpet to discover that he was just acting as a child with a mental condition, that he didn’t actually have one.  Which begs the question, WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS OSCAR.

LIAR LIAR JOHN ON FIRE

Toofuckingsoon

I JSUT SPIT TEA EVERYWHERE

at least mary isnt on fire, or you know, on a ceiling

damn it supernatural now is not the time!

But it’s the… Heat of the moment

OHA Elmander elmander elmander aman amannn 😢

*wine* oh shit, camera *tea*

there is nothing better than this 

there really isn’t.

the lennon humor is the best thing on earth

a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced

I asked my old science teacher this and he said “I make jokes to make myself laugh because I know I’m funny.”