alone together

Probably fucking his fiancée, not caring about you.

I read a theory the other day over how we only know about five percent of our universe and it literally only keeps expanding, so that percentage is getting smaller by the second. If that isn’t the coolest thing you’ve ever heard, then I don’t know what to tell you.

You're the next Stephen Hawking.

Anything for you, my love.

You know this means you die, right?

It’s understandable. One brother down, one to go.

Two. You still count.

Twins do look alike, you know.

You know, I think I'm starting to get over Parker.

Let’s be Jack and Rose.

Only if I get to be Rose.

Best cure for seasickness in five words or less. Go.

Jump off the ship? 'S what I would do.

You forgot to blush.

Unfortunately, you don't have that effect on me.

Creatures from hell, generally, so, you know, you.

I'm taking that as a compliment.

I can only imagine how excited you get watching horror films. Do they count as an aphrodisiac?

Oh sure, yeah. Who doesn't love a good exorcism?

Scoliosis is pretty attractive.

What can I say – bendy spines really turn me on.

Well typically cold air and water produce ice, so it’s not really that mind blowing. But thank you for pointing out that ice is dangerous, Captain Obvious.

Right. Thanks, Bill Nye.

I am because it’s true. I’m quite sure Hayden.

You amuse me.