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@hayaiishii
kyuseishus:
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kyuseishus:
this is sudden and a lot, i’ve never done this before honestly so forgive me for sounding terrible, but i lost my computer (95% sure) due to a liquid spill on it and i’m sure i’m going to have to buy a new one. i’d be really thankful to anyone who could donate here, it doesn’t have to be a lot but anything would help right now!!
Starter Call?
Which one of y’all are strong enough to stop me from making a bleach verse for Minato?
Starter Call?
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@uzumaekis
“Do you have a bandage? I seem to have scraped my knee falling for you~”
✧･ﾟmisc. sentence starters ･ﾟ✧ change pronouns and such to your liking !
❝ beating, killing - that’s what makes us human ! ❞
❝ have no mercy. ask no questions. ❞
❝ if you’re crazy and you know it, clap your hands. ❞
❝ i have one word for you. die. ❞
❝ i pity you. ❞
❝ let’s see how long you stay pure for. ❞
❝ let them know that you’re mine. ❞
❝ lord have mercy. you sure as hell need it. ❞
❝ money and talent are nothing but nuisances. ❞
❝ no one will mourn your death. ❞
❝ my only wish is to destroy that smile on your face ❞
❝ that makeup’s gonna fade away after 10 years. ❞
❝ the misfortune of others tastes like honey. ❞
❝ the one crying is going to be you. ❞
❝ the world’s full of idiots. ❞
❝ what do i love ? not you. ❞
❝ why don’t you just go off and die already ? ❞
❝ you’re just like garbage. ❞
❝ you’re not that popular, so things are a bit tough, huh ? ❞
❝ your god cares not, after all. ❞
❝ you think you’re almighty ? what a disgrace. ❞
波風ミナト うずまきナルト うずまきクシナ うずまき一家
I love that Minato doesn't once step in to curb Obito or Kushina's antics. Shhhh no this is normal let it happen.
Growing up Minato didn't have a family to keep him company and struggled to form meaningful emotional bonds and as a result he read to pass the time when he wasn't training. He'll read anything. It's not uncommon to find him pacing around the house while reading, usually while performing basic tasks like fetching dishes and straightening up.
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While Fugaku and Minato would have a precarious relationship in canon due to them both being leaders and the Uchiha's strange position in the village I can see them not hating one another. Minato is more reasonable than Hiruzen and without the 9 tails attack the Uchiha aren't pushed into a corner.
I can actually see them hanging out under the guise of making their wives happy while carefully not mentioning the political motivations they both have.
I was just forced to read an internal memo about pairing wine with pumpkin spice. This is my life now. This is my job. Why is the universe doing this to me??? 😬😬😬
Minato and Kushina would have gross couples (and family once Nart was born) costumes and you can pry this headcanon from my cold, dead hands.
I do feel that Minato giving Kakashi a Kunai is sort of a slap in the face that Kakashi thankfully didn’t notice. We know Minato doesn’t truly think Kakashi is ready as a Shinobi, he almost outright says so during their bell test. He’s impulsive, a bit rude, arrogant too. Kakashi still has a lot of growing up to do so Minato gives him a sealed Kunai just in case he has to rush to Kakashi’s aid.
He’s anticipating Kakashi’s failure.
@peepingtoad
really?
REALLY?
Rude.
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uzumaekis:
hayaiishii:
uzumaekis:
do minato and kushina play strip poker??? of course they do
kushina always wins first
no jumping minato’s bones when he barely gets past taking off his shirt is not cheating
@hayaiishii
the boy is distracted enough, why you gotta play dirty?
tho, you know he’s gonna be a little shit and make her work for his shirt. every accessory is coming off first
naruto is getting sent to rin obito and kakashi for the night while minato and kushina have date night,,, which was a very Nice and Intimate dinner but also they havent had sex for like 3 months bc naruto is in that clinging to mama phase cONSTANTLY so strip poker as foreplay is what it became
he is a cruel, cruel man - and kushina gets her revenge by fucking him on top of his kage cloak so now he cant even go out in public w/o thinking oh yes,,, my wife and i made love on this and tHEN HE GOES RED AND DIES WHEN ONE OF THE ANBU ASKS IF HE’S OKAY
minato has to give himself a pep talk to not just corner his incredible wife and kiss her so hard they both forget how to do basic math. cards are hard as heck because this dumbass keeps just staring at her because??? he’s blessed?
b l e s s e d
dsdfhjh he’d rather she just wear it while she rides him like a show pony come ON he is a man of simple needs. HIS ANBU CAN NOT BE TRUSTED BECAUSE HE KNOWS THEY’RE ASKING TO MESS WITH HIM BECAUSE HE CRACKS EVERY. TIME.
uzumaekis:
do minato and kushina play strip poker??? of course they do
kushina always wins first
no jumping minato’s bones when he barely gets past taking off his shirt is not cheating
@hayaiishii
the boy is distracted enough, why you gotta play dirty?
tho, you know he’s gonna be a little shit and make her work for his shirt. every accessory is coming off first
