Banishment Chamber

Why the hell do people look at me like I'm an idiot for not knowing how to do something I've never been shown how or asked to do

Maybe I'm crazy but Geppetto seems like a physcopath, he's steps out of the carriage after you kill mad donkey and sees his son clearly conflicted about the fact he just killed someone and he doesn't acknowledge it at all or offer some for of comfort for his son. He just immediately tells him that he can't take responsibility yet because the problem is still happening which feels like he only brought up because mad donkey was blamimg him for the doll frenzy. The craziest part about the whole interaction, though, is when he says "take this" and fucking loots the guy you just killed body and gives you his clothes, like what? Pinnochio just picks this up too. When you kill the survivor who was tweaking in that one room, you take his clothes and Pinnochio doesn't even bat an at the fact he just killed another person. Every time you talk to Geppedo after that too, he just sounds manipulative. He only talks of Pinnochio with any form of endearment when he needs you to do something. Maybe I'm reading a little too much into that impression I got from the first scene though

I wish ds1 wasn't so annoying to platinum, I don't wanna grind 8 million titanite to get all those max weapon achievements

I used to be so pissed about Father Gascgoines shotgun spam, but now I'm the exact same way the second I see my blunderbuss stagger something on a failed parry I just unload all 20 bullets into it

I wish the bullets hitboxes started further back on the blunderbuss because there's been multiple times now where an enemy is too close to the point my gun is sticking through their body, and I just look like an idiot as I get clobbered

Am I crazy or is Beast Possessed Soul kinda zesty

Stepping into the Loran chalice for the first time and seeing that I gathered 200k echoes from a single layer is genuinely insane.

Why the hell is Laurence harder than Maria and Orphan of Kos combined?? I've genuinely never heard a thing about this guy until looking through the achievements list