fat bottomed gal

My mom: You better stop it

*me causally turns the volume up*

Me: I promise I won’t sing I swear sis

Me also:

⚪️to break free

⚪️to ride my bicycle

⚪️it all

“You get one chance to do the good shit. Don’t f*ck it up”

Summary: Apparently fucking on campus is off limits, until it isn’t. 4k words

A/N: Healthy relationships are my jam, cheating is gross. Roger in glasses is super super hot, I had no choice but to write it. Also safe sex is good sex, wrap it before you tap it (Unless you’re going for a baby of course!!). Already planned a part 2, possibly 3 if it gets out of hand. The biggest thank you to my marvel pal, @frcddiesmercury​ for being my beta and inspiration for this fic. Tag list is here (add yourselves). Stay tuned for part 2!

Tags: Smut, blink and you’ll miss it fluff, tiniest bit of angst because I’m a whore for angst, +18 content. 

“You realise you’re actually meant to be observing my first year classes and not staring at me the whole time?” Roger said, tidying up his papers. You couldn’t help the laugh that escaped you, echoing in the empty lecture theatre. You picked up your bag and notebook, getting out of your seat and making your way down the lecture theatre to where he stood.

“Actually, I’ve been playing some blues lately. I’ve done a couple of tracks and I usually end up singing and not screaming; it’s in the range where I can put some passion into it. The funny thing is, I actually can scream. I just did this track for Scotty Moore on a Sun Records tribute. It starts off very quiet and then the guy screams because he’s totally pissed off … I did a version of that and I screamed it. The problem is that I can’t do it all night.”

An album that you feel represents your life thus far?

A song that gives you hope

A band you listen to when you’re sad or angry

A band who’s music you like to travel to

Lyrics that represent your relationship goals

The kind of music you like to cook to

What music do you listen to on a stormy night?

Favorite holiday song that makes you feel cozy

Songwriter whose lyrics always seem to understand you

Song that represents the kind of role you’d have in a romantic relationship (ie. In charge or responsive kind of thing though if you wanna get kinky with it that’s fine. This question exists because I have a song that sums up how I wanna be in a relationship)

Song that feels like summer fun and carnivals

Favorite song as a child

Song you want played at your funeral

Favorite song that mentions flowers (in general or specific)

Music you like best to contemplate while listening

Song with a domestic vibe in your mind

What band do you associate most with fantasy film/literature/media?

Song for if you were a lord or lady of a castle in historic times

Song you’d want to play as you started out on an epic quest

Song that feels like a dystopian future scene

Band that makes you think deeply

Band who’s music helps you to escape

First song you would teach to your children

Do you like soundtracks?