Dragons bitch

can we nominate him for the Darwin award

big news for the people in this really tiny fandom i am writing another fic for it!!! (the fandom is so tiny that it is literally just me) (come join me tho. please. we will have two entire fanfics) (and it is a very good film. very fun. kind of dark) (come join me) (come join me) (come join me)

sweaty you do need to then tell us which film this is <3

You people are normal right. If I learn how to be a person from you it would be fine right

reblog to give prev a notification

one of the many things that make disability discourse online so terrible is that "disability" is an extremely heterogeneous group that it basically never makes sense to write a tweet-length sentiment about

Since this is relevant again

they kicked me out of the blunt rotation because i had an eerie dick and a creaking ass

theres gotta be context for this why did i say it like actually

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy” 

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing 

everyone acts like your only choice is total excess or complete abstinence. what about moderation… what happened to my good old girl Moderation?

it's always funny to me when ppl act like it's somehow incestuous for characters who consider each other found family/chosen family/whatever u wanna call the trope to date each other, and it's funny for many reasons, but most specifically it's funny because irl when you meet a person and get really attached and decide that you want to be family with them, there's a very popular legally recognized way of doing that & it's called marriage

Marriage promotes incest because then you end up having sex with a family member

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street