HE might have a rep fer leavin' folks speechless- but, this has to be a new one for him. for the two of 'em! not a dull moment, huh? or, hair...!
❛ them things're s'posed to hurt like hell, ain't they? waxin's... ❜
heard tell they're enough to bring a grown man to tears... screechin', sobbing... maybe they'll go ahead and steal your damn soul outta ya, while they're snatchin' up yer curlies, huh?! enough of this- gotta be brave! buck the hell up... claw back a sliver of dignity in front of this man of his. no mean feat when yer sportin' fuckin' flamingo feathers...!
❛ well, bring it on! ya know me- ain't scared of nothin' or no-one, am i! ya can hold my hand though, if yer worried 'bout little ol' me... maybe kiss it better? hehehe! wait, hold on a damn sec- care bear?! heh, that 'cause i'm so cute and cuddly? well, i gotta be the best lookin' one they ever made! a limited fuckin' edition! speakin' of carin' and baring... you gunna show me some tender lovin' care in my moment of need? you know what i think? i think ya dig it... you know what they say- real men wear pink, darlin'! ❜
yep, that's why he's doin' the hustle at the tailor's eye level- all in the name of reinventin' gendered color associations and shit!