:^)

chilling for the sake of my hypothesis

I was born at LSD Dream Emulator hospital

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

i’m debbie harry i sang heart of glass and i was in videodrome. now eat this multitalented pussy

on the pride parade “boyfriend of bi girlfriend” float with the other guys we’re chopping it up and hanging out. we’re all standing on the float holding a beer and they’re all cheering for us. more than the other floats even

i just found out its been the year of chaos madness this whole time

i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER

at the club developing transatlantic accents

no worse feeling that going on some subculture fashion clothing website and seeing the size chart runs from extra small to petite to pequeño to microscopique. yeah here at DeathKillFuckShadow Fantastique Cloth Imaginations i think you’ll find that we see the world a bit difference… we have bleak brutal imaginations… what if blood and fangs were COOL… but we cannot in our most tortured imaginations picture a woman who has a stouter frame than the fucking Insulindian Phasmid

they're saying that Thursday will be falling on a Thursday this week. the rare double Thursday phenomenon

feminism is about blunts and weed. its about smoking marijuana, and as much of it as you can get your hands on

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person